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Paris -- Totally Sketched Out

Paris Unplugged

Before Paris Hilton was released from Lynwood this morning, her lawyer, Rich Hutton, slipped Harvey Levin a personalized sketch and note from the heiress herself.

The drawing, a self-portrait of Hilton at a pay phone inside the jail, features Paris in her jail issue with an incredibly accurate depiction of our fearless leader hosting "Larry King Live" on television in the background.

Sorry folks, you ain't gonna see this one on eBay.
Paris' card to HArvey Levin

Paris: Better Without Makeup?


The world press was awaiting her exit -- she only had time to change her clothes in a public bathroom, pinch her cheeks and put on a little lipstick -- and she looked, well, hot!

TMZ has prepared a side-by-side comparison; here's red carpet weavetabulous Paris, and post-jail Heidi Paris.
Paris before and after
Which is better? Vote!









Paris To Make a Run for the Border


Drop the Chalupa! TMZ has learned Paris Hilton wants Taco Bell in the worst way, now that she's out of jail.

Paris Hilton Paris' family has said the ex-jailbird is craving a Fourth Meal. While we have not confirmed if her choice will be Nachos BellGrande or a Taco Supreme, cameras have caught Hilton at Taco Bell in the past. Now she will return to the scene of the crime.

Andale!

Paris Hilton Gallery: Click to launch photos

Chaos Ensues as Paris Exits Jail


Click to play!About an hour after being released from jail, Paris Hilton arrived at her parents' Beverly Hills home -- which is, of course, substantially larger than the cell she called home for the past three weeks.

Hilton sat in the back of the SUV that took her home as the driver waited for the road to clear of the paparazzi crush. Despite the blinding flurry of flashes, a relatively makeup-free Paris has never looked so happy to have her picture taken -- certainly more so than the last time we saw her.

Whether or not Paris is at her folks' place for the night is still unknown.

Paris Pigs Out at Chez Lynwood


Forced to go 23 days without takeout from Mr.Chow, Paris Hilton spent her time in the clink ordering up a smorgasboard from the prison canteen. Bon appetit!

Paris ordered from the same menu available to all prisoners. TMZ has obtained a record of what the ex-con/heiress consumed during a single week of her jailhouse stay -- and let's just say it wasn't exactly a light lunch at the Ivy.

Beside the standard three meals a day, Paris devoured such delectables as instant chicken noodle soup, blueberry muffins, toffee peanuts, packs of coffee, soy sauce, Cheerios, fruit punch mix and mustard. Seems like she had nothing to do but eat!

And the scales of justice are in -- and TMZ has learned that, despite her feeding frenzy, Paris actually lost seven lbs (not ten as previously reported). Who needs Atkins when you got chicken broth and instant coffee!

And don't think Paris let her beauty regimen slide just because she was locked up with hundreds of her favorite fellow female inmates! To get herself prison gorgeous, Paris ordered skin cream, eyebrow pencils, an emery board and cotton swabs. Pretty in orange!

In total, Paris spent $145.32 on her purchases for a week. Cheaper than drinks at Hyde!

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46. Again, who the hell cares! Enough with Paris.....

Posted at 6:47PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Gina

47. Why are we giving this little air head so much air time ?
It's a VERY sad commentary on our society when a twit like this makes cover page news more than once.

Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Jen

48. Paris did her time!
She looks GREAT, and like a changed young woman!
I think we will see many positive things in her future,
I certainly hope so.

Posted at 4:00PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Dawnn Behrens

49. Why in BLAZES are we constantly subjected to everything this twit is doing????

Honestly, what's next? Are they going to pre-empt whatever's on TV to bring us all the details every time she takes a dump???

Most of us are SICK of this woman and all of the celebrity twits like her!! Why can't they get the message and just go away???

Jeez, Louise, enough already!!!

Posted at 3:06PM on Jun 26th 2007 by evil_louie

50. Paris, You are indeed an American hero. Your friends and yourself keep the image going throughout the entire world, to all nations, and all people, of what they all should exactly think we Americans are all about. Keep showing the world your money, show all the 3rd world nations what we are...You go...let that american money work....Keep the image going, here in the USA, you can buy justice....Good work girl

Posted at 1:40PM on Jun 27th 2007 by Jerald759

51. I wish her the best. And I really think she should sport her pretty brown eyes, more often! :)

Posted at 2:51PM on Jun 26th 2007 by smokeyanthony

52. 6. My seventh grade students have learned the difference between "its" and "it's," either. Paris should have a better education. It's = It is. Its = possessive pronoun.

Posted at 2:26PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Marilyn

I JUST LOVED THIS POST. HOW FUNNY! YEAH...I GUESS THAT BIMBOS CAN TEACH US SOMETHING AFTER ALL...EVEN IF IT IS ABOUT HOW NOT TO SPELL SOMETHING! ROFL

Posted at 2:48PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Gina

53. Hey I would lay pipe to the new or old paris. It would be like dating two different gals :-). She's hotter as Heidi I think but then I would lay pipe to just about anything. LMAO

Posted at 2:52PM on Jun 26th 2007 by savemytaxes

54. Paris, I wonder if you read these comments and if you do I can't imagine how the cruel remarks make you feel. I think if people think that some make too much of the news concerning you then they should not waste their time reading it and certainly not commenting on it! They are phoneys.
I have been in jail once before myself. For 6 months and I know how that feels. I hope you make it a positive experience and don't allow it to bring you dowm. Did you miss GOOD food the most? I did. And a bubble bath! haha
I wish you only the best of luck, Paris. I am 38 years old and am sorry to say I am not a fan. Also not an enemy. Just a woman who read about you on my computer and felt a connection due to your situation. (having been in jail) :-) If you read this, Good-luck!!

Posted at 2:50PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Constantino

55. Changed life my ass..............says her?

Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Jeff

56. Please leave her alone...........she is a person with feelings just like you. If you want to blame someone, blame the media. Thank you!!

Posted at 2:55PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Dori

57. Paris, I hope you change your ways a bit. Sure you're young have fun, but hire a driver when you go out to party, you can afford it. Ask a friend to drive instead. Cus when you play you pay, as you just found out.

Posted at 2:50PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Michele

58. WHO REALLY CARES!!!!!!! SHE IS ONLY IN THE SPOT LIGHT BECAUSE OF HER DADS HOTEL CHAIN!!!! SHE NEEDS TO FINISH HER SENTENCE JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE WOULD HAVE TO JUST BECAUSE HER FAMILY HAS MONEY DOESNT GIVE HER THE RIGHT TO ACT THAT WAY!!!!!

Posted at 2:52PM on Jun 26th 2007 by Angel

59. And you were laughing at your rich loser buddy calling Miss Lohan " FIRECROTCH",
I think you are more deserving of that nickname now that everyone in the world knows you have a STD.

Posted at 2:52PM on Jun 26th 2007 by hrb

60. Paris,
I do not know why but, it was good to see you walk out of jail...You look GREAT without makeup. Best of luck to you. Hopefully the media will leave you alone for a while...Hey to your Mom she's a CLASS act...

xoxox
John (Chubby) From Florida

Posted at 3:05PM on Jun 26th 2007 by John

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