Train Wrecks
Gummi Bear Loves Mr. Chow!

Where has he been? Where does he go?
We want to see! We want to know!
Of the camera, Gummi is not fond,
and tries to hide behind a blonde.

"I'll just get in the car," he then declares,
and flops inside, the Bear despairs.
"Pay it!" he tells the blonde, of the valet,
the smoking bear is soon on his way!

He wants to speak, he knows he does!
It's so hard not to, he twitches because!
Then in a puff of smoke, and flash of cash,
the Gummi Bear can make a dash!

He may not do well getting into a club,
and it's not fair, he's just a cub,
but no matter if it's night or day,
Mr. Chow will never turn him away!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird


Tags: Jason Davis, JasonDavis

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1. Do you mean he ate Mr Chow? Lets send him to Iraq to lose a few pounds.

Posted at 11:31AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Daft his butt

2. Seriously....Who is Gummie Bear..

Posted at 11:34AM on Jun 27th 2007 by I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'ll sign

3. I don't understand how you could be the son of a billionaire and be obese??? Get gastric bypass, lap band surgery, anything!!!! He has the resources!!!

Posted at 11:36AM on Jun 27th 2007 by brijett

4. Yes - who the hell is this guy?

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Tracy

5. I have no idea who this guy is and why any of us should care.

Posted at 11:38AM on Jun 27th 2007 by ?????

6. Nicely done TMZ. :)

Posted at 11:40AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Ally

7. Gummi Bear loves Mr. Chow? That's it? That's the big story?

Jeez...I'm so glad I didn't miss this one! LOL

Posted at 11:41AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Jaded

8. Who is this guy? He just looks like freaking loser.

Posted at 11:41AM on Jun 27th 2007 by geotunes23@yahoo.com

9. Okay I might be lost but, Who is this gummi beat tmz talks about? Is he famous or something?

Posted at 11:42AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Dee

10. THIS FAT PIG I hope you read these.
Your another wantAbe famous, all of you are on the famous for no apparent reason list, your lazy slobs and do nothing good in life to make a difference.

Posted at 11:42AM on Jun 27th 2007 by SS

11. Gummy bear???? I never have heard of him. What is his claim to fame?

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Wow

12. Why do you cover people that no one cares about? Gummi Bear? Greasy Bear? Two losers who are on your website nearly every day. I like you site, but please let these guys go and hit the buffet in peace.

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 27th 2007 by geotunes23@yahoo.com

13. Who is this guy?

Posted at 11:44AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Crocifissa

14. Who the hell is this fat slob?¿? Is he related to the other greesy slug, Greezy Bear?

Posted at 11:46AM on Jun 27th 2007 by brian scott miller

15. This hog's gullet has a larger capacity than Paris' sperm reservoir.

Posted at 11:47AM on Jun 27th 2007 by ZsaZsa

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