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Gummi Bear Loves Mr. Chow!

6/27/2007 11:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Where has he been? Where does he go?
We want to see! We want to know!
Of the camera, Gummi is not fond,
and tries to hide behind a blonde.

"I'll just get in the car," he then declares,
and flops inside, the Bear despairs.
"Pay it!" he tells the blonde, of the valet,
the smoking bear is soon on his way!

He wants to speak, he knows he does!
It's so hard not to, he twitches because!
Then in a puff of smoke, and flash of cash,
the Gummi Bear can make a dash!

He may not do well getting into a club,
and it's not fair, he's just a cub,
but no matter if it's night or day,
Mr. Chow will never turn him away!

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getting tired of crap    

Do you mean he ate Mr Chow? Lets send him to Iraq to lose a few pounds.

2570 days ago
2.

OK!    

Seriously....Who is Gummie Bear..

2570 days ago
3.

brijett    

I don't understand how you could be the son of a billionaire and be obese??? Get gastric bypass, lap band surgery, anything!!!! He has the resources!!!

2570 days ago
4.

Me    

Who is this guy?

2570 days ago
5.

Tracy    

Yes - who the hell is this guy?

2570 days ago
6.

Dee    

Okay I might be lost but, Who is this gummi beat tmz talks about? Is he famous or something?

2570 days ago
7.

Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

I have no idea who this guy is and why any of us should care.

2570 days ago
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brian scott miller    

Who the hell is this fat slob?¿? Is he related to the other greesy slug, Greezy Bear?

2570 days ago
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geotunes23@yahoo.com    

Who is this guy? He just looks like freaking loser.

2570 days ago
10.

Trina    

Nicely done TMZ. :)

2570 days ago
11.

Jaded    

Gummi Bear loves Mr. Chow? That's it? That's the big story?

Jeez...I'm so glad I didn't miss this one! LOL

2570 days ago
12.

ss    

THIS FAT PIG I hope you read these.
Your another wantAbe famous, all of you are on the famous for no apparent reason list, your lazy slobs and do nothing good in life to make a difference.

2570 days ago
13.

butweiner    

Being morbidly obese and smoking is surely going to bring a premature death to this toad!!

2570 days ago
14.

Oh Please    

Gummy bear???? I never have heard of him. What is his claim to fame?

2570 days ago
15.

Kim    

Haha I love that you guys always do poems about him. And for those wondering... He's Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis's brother, neither of whom are real celebrities but definitely total douches. Tmz just loves ripping on them :)

2570 days ago
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