Train Wrecks
Gummi Bear Loves Mr. Chow!

Where has he been? Where does he go?
We want to see! We want to know!
Of the camera, Gummi is not fond,
and tries to hide behind a blonde.

"I'll just get in the car," he then declares,
and flops inside, the Bear despairs.
"Pay it!" he tells the blonde, of the valet,
the smoking bear is soon on his way!

He wants to speak, he knows he does!
It's so hard not to, he twitches because!
Then in a puff of smoke, and flash of cash,
the Gummi Bear can make a dash!

He may not do well getting into a club,
and it's not fair, he's just a cub,
but no matter if it's night or day,
Mr. Chow will never turn him away!

Tags: Jason Davis, JasonDavis

Reader Comments

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1. Do you mean he ate Mr Chow? Lets send him to Iraq to lose a few pounds.

Posted at 11:31AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Daft his butt

2. Seriously....Who is Gummie Bear..

Posted at 11:34AM on Jun 27th 2007 by I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'ll sign

3. I don't understand how you could be the son of a billionaire and be obese??? Get gastric bypass, lap band surgery, anything!!!! He has the resources!!!

Posted at 11:36AM on Jun 27th 2007 by brijett

4. Who is this guy?

Posted at 11:44AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Crocifissa

5. Yes - who the hell is this guy?

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Tracy

6. Okay I might be lost but, Who is this gummi beat tmz talks about? Is he famous or something?

Posted at 11:42AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Dee

7. I have no idea who this guy is and why any of us should care.

Posted at 11:38AM on Jun 27th 2007 by ?????

8. Who the hell is this fat slob?¿? Is he related to the other greesy slug, Greezy Bear?

Posted at 11:46AM on Jun 27th 2007 by brian scott miller

9. Who is this guy? He just looks like freaking loser.

Posted at 11:41AM on Jun 27th 2007 by geotunes23@yahoo.com

10. Nicely done TMZ. :)

Posted at 11:40AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Ally

11. Gummi Bear loves Mr. Chow? That's it? That's the big story?

Jeez...I'm so glad I didn't miss this one! LOL

Posted at 11:41AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Jaded

12. THIS FAT PIG I hope you read these.
Your another wantAbe famous, all of you are on the famous for no apparent reason list, your lazy slobs and do nothing good in life to make a difference.

Posted at 11:42AM on Jun 27th 2007 by SS

13. Being morbidly obese and smoking is surely going to bring a premature death to this toad!!

Posted at 11:57AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Turbo Bunee

14. Gummy bear???? I never have heard of him. What is his claim to fame?

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 27th 2007 by Wow

15. Haha I love that you guys always do poems about him. And for those wondering... He's Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis's brother, neither of whom are real celebrities but definitely total douches. Tmz just loves ripping on them :)

Posted at 10:12AM on Jul 5th 2007 by Kim

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