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Gummi Bear Loves Mr. Chow!

6/27/2007 11:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Gummi Bear Loves Mr. Chow!

Where has he been? Where does he go?
We want to see! We want to know!
Of the camera, Gummi is not fond,
and tries to hide behind a blonde.

"I'll just get in the car," he then declares,
and flops inside, the Bear despairs.
"Pay it!" he tells the blonde, of the valet,
the smoking bear is soon on his way!

He wants to speak, he knows he does!
It's so hard not to, he twitches because!
Then in a puff of smoke, and flash of cash,
the Gummi Bear can make a dash!

He may not do well getting into a club,
and it's not fair, he's just a cub,
but no matter if it's night or day,
Mr. Chow will never turn him away!

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getting tired of crap:  1692 days ago

Do you mean he ate Mr Chow? Lets send him to Iraq to lose a few pounds.

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OK!:  1692 days ago

Seriously....Who is Gummie Bear..

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brijett:  1692 days ago

I don't understand how you could be the son of a billionaire and be obese??? Get gastric bypass, lap band surgery, anything!!!! He has the resources!!!

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Me:  1692 days ago

Who is this guy?

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Tracy:  1692 days ago

Yes - who the hell is this guy?

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Dee:  1692 days ago

Okay I might be lost but, Who is this gummi beat tmz talks about? Is he famous or something?

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Sarah Silverman SUCKS!:  1692 days ago

I have no idea who this guy is and why any of us should care.

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brian scott miller:  1692 days ago

Who the hell is this fat slob?¿? Is he related to the other greesy slug, Greezy Bear?

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geotunes23@yahoo.com:  1692 days ago

Who is this guy? He just looks like freaking loser.

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Trina:  1692 days ago

Nicely done TMZ. :)

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Jaded:  1692 days ago

Gummi Bear loves Mr. Chow? That's it? That's the big story?

Jeez...I'm so glad I didn't miss this one! LOL

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ss:  1692 days ago

THIS FAT PIG I hope you read these.
Your another wantAbe famous, all of you are on the famous for no apparent reason list, your lazy slobs and do nothing good in life to make a difference.

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butweiner:  1692 days ago

Being morbidly obese and smoking is surely going to bring a premature death to this toad!!

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Oh Please:  1692 days ago

Gummy bear???? I never have heard of him. What is his claim to fame?

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Kim:  1692 days ago

Haha I love that you guys always do poems about him. And for those wondering... He's Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis's brother, neither of whom are real celebrities but definitely total douches. Tmz just loves ripping on them :)

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