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Gummi: The Fairest Bear

6/29/2007 1:43 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's not easy being rich, idle -- and a relentless blowhard.

Embracing a new little friend, the Gummi Bear decided to record a bloated public service announcement, so you can be clear as to where the bear stands ... then again, it's hard to miss him, wherever he's standing.

Gummi's on yet another rant on equality ... or something like that. While admitting his own fatheadedness, the chatty blonde bear gives you a look at the inner workings of a mind unfettered by education. Gummi knows only love.

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31.

M    

DEBBIE GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK! YOU ARE A LOSER! A BIGOT! GO AWAY!

2636 days ago
32.

brian scott miller    

EAT THE RICH !!!

2636 days ago
33.

danielle    

Pink Taco? Ew. Not a good visual on that one.

2636 days ago
34.

in da know    

So i did not know who this guy was and frankly still do not, but once you referred to him as a Falstaffian Parade Float, I can't get enough of him. I want to fry an egg on his left man boob and feed the world (well, only the minorities...)

2636 days ago
35.

Nance is a Dumb Ass    

There's not enough money in the world to fix his ugly.

2636 days ago
36.

perezsfiredstylist    

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Gummi. He is flawed sure, but Gummi does Gummi and that's what's so cool about him. I get you Gummi and congrats on your sober time! Two weeks is a start. You're not where you want to be, but you're not where you were either hunny. You Rock!

2636 days ago
37.

Sarah Silverman SUCKS!    

I did not know who this guy was until this week. In a very odd way, he is beginning to grow on me. Surely that must be a sign that it is time for me to go!

2636 days ago
38.

in da know    

I am now Gummi's biggest fan. Is it because I had a crush on John Belushi after seeing Animal House? I don't know... MORE GUMMI. PLEASE. I can't get enough. I only ask that he keep drinking and taking _____. Fat, drunk, and stupid sure IS a way to go through life!!! GO GUMMI GO! Shake it! SHAKE IT!

2636 days ago
39.

Avamp1    

Honey she likes em big, but we all know "your big" is not in the right places... :)

2636 days ago
40.

Rosie the chauvinist    

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/01/gummi-bear-grand-pianist/

I never heard of them, either, these brothers, but now let me help spread their "fame."

They are apparently of Middle Eastern extraction but don't advertise that fact.

A witness at the party told the New York Daily News at the time:

Seems the brother Brandon (ex-boyfriend of Paris Hilton) started making fun of Paula Abdul's middle eastern background at Paris Hilton's birthday party, so much so that Paula left.

“[Davis] kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language.”

Classy. Well, it turns out that Brandon Davis‘ real name isn’t actually Brandon Davis.

Nor is it Greasy Bear. That’s just a nickname.

It’s Brandon Zarif.

“His father is Nebil Zarif, known as ‘Bilo,’” a source tells the Daily News. “He’s a Turkish-American wine importer.”

Davis uses his mother Nancy’s maiden name, also that of his late grandfather, oil tycoon Marvin Davis. But Marvin never approved of Brandon’s parents’ marriage.

“He basically gave Bilo money to go away,” according to the friend.

This isn’t the first time the hard-partying slime ball has ended up with egg (very greasy egg) on his face. Last year, he ripped Lindsay Lohan, specifically her financial assets, saying:

“She’s worth about $7 million, which means she’s really poor.”

It was then revealed that Davis bounced a $10,000 check to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis, which was refused for “insufficient funds.”

Well, you might as well click the link for pianist at the top. You can always tell something about a person when you see them do something like this. His sensitive side and vulnerability came out despite the repetitive nature of whatever he was playing. He should spend his time more beneficially in some piano lessons and stop hanging around with sleazy friends.

2636 days ago
41.

Mel    

For Do:

You're a racist ass..........she's black so that makes her prostitute?? You should be so lucky cuz I'm willing to bet you couldn't even pay someone to spend time with you.............

2636 days ago
42.

andy kaye    

Is this douche bag for real? Who is he?... Who?? Never heard of him.

2636 days ago
43.

lana    

i cant stand this piggy

2636 days ago
44.

A.M.    

He looks like his mother Nancy Davis and his Turkish father.

2635 days ago
45.

jammer    

wow, tokenism & condescension ALL IN ONE VIDEO?!
gummi is TOTALLY the sexual tourist type ("anything but white for the night")
i can't believe it. i can't believe that ho in the video voluntarily stuck herself up under gummi's underarms. damn fool!

2635 days ago
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