Dressed in her best Hustler Store ensemble, Lorenzo Lamas' ex Shauna Sand nabbed herself a 20-something trophy from an ESPY Awards pre-party. Cougariffic!
Busting out of her heinous pink pleather bustier, Sand, 35, and her younger and hotter companion left Teddy's together last night, Shauna walking as quickly as she could in her 5-inch clear plastic heels.
When asked by photogs which athlete she was excited to see last night, Sands responded, "This one." No word on if he scored.
UPDATE: Shauna's date is not an athlete, but "The Covenant" and "Gossip Girl" stud Chace Crawford ... guess they didn't talk that much.
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(Page 1 of 4) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsWho the hell is this hooker? Al Sharpton come save this ho
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She is a General Motors experiment. They are trying to produce a human airbag.
Um she looks like Donatella Versace and that would NOT be a compliment.... gross!
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She was a playboy playmate, and was married to the 'hasn't come out of the closet yet' Lorenzo Lamas. They had a coupla kids Hot body, but her face somehow looks older than 35.
Seen her on Howard Stern once -- real dingy
She used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas - I know what you're thinking... who's he?
He was in a show called Falcon Crest - a nite soap in the 80's.
She's only 35? Geez lou-eez, she looks 45! Lay off the sun, partying, and plastic surgery, honey!
NO WAY this woman is only 35. Either way toooooo much tanning or way too much spray on tan. I'm asking you how much more proof do you ladies need to stay out of the sun? To the non-belivers here your future. Yukky.
Not to mention those gross out boobs. When are these gals ever going to get it that less is best. The coloring God gave you is what works. Get rid of that bleach blonde crap. I think by now we can all see that blondes DON'T have more fun. They have more of a reputation!
Boo Ya!
Paris are you listening? How about closing your mouth and listening for a change.
She does look a bit rough for 35. Ridin' hard and put away wet - as they say...
Hooker outfit, bleached out hair, fake boobs, puffy lips, fake tan
She looks like a happy hour cartoon napkin!
Don't these older women realize they look ridicules and desperate.
This stuff make's them look even older! It's sad. I'd cover my face too.
35!!! I feel bad for her. By the time she's 50 she will look 80. I'm 30 AND still get carded for cigarettes. Then again I don't have a fake tan of huge amounts of plastic on my face or body. Imagine that.
Finally exposed - shes a wierdo:
She's already gotten a porno star tit job, and has had multiple plastic surgeries on her face. Now, she's walking around in 5 inch clear plastic heels, & a leather bustier? I guess she wants to be a hooker...
















