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Greasy's Girl Not So Greasy

7/12/2007 5:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Oily inheritor Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was spotted oilier today in Miami with, get this, a hot girl. Money talks! Apparently, she's not just "a friend." Greasy actually landed Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi. Koala Bear!!

Most people would think that such a beautiful girl would only be with a bear like Greasy for his money. Watch out for claws! Being unbiased and hopeful romantics, TMZ would like to think that the oily bear heir has found true love.

And this time it doesn't come with fries and a shake!


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billy jack    

Have to give him credit for slimming down, though, He looks much better than he did only a few months ago.

2596 days ago
17.

Deja    

They are both nasty...this chick's got nasty skin in real life..they are both heavily in to drugs ( as you can tell when seen in real life =)
i'd rather be pretty than do drugs like these losers.

2596 days ago
18.

TMZ is getting lame    

I"d be with him just for what he said about dumbass lohan. That alone is enough to look past all his flaws and who cares about his money,

2596 days ago
19.

cody    

nice to see that TMZ is adding to the American delusion that "twigs on a stick" are hot. Way to help out those with body image and/or eating disorders. Good job. Intelligent.

2596 days ago
20.

funny like ha ha    

IS THAT HIS NIPPLE ABOUT TO POKE HER ARM??? YIKES

2596 days ago
21.

E    

Normally when you see a goodlooking girl with an ugly guy you figure it must be personality or money. We all know Greasy's personality so if this girl can look at herself in the morning (after she wipes the oil slick off her) then more power to her as she spends the cash. Sadly, Hollywood is a place where being normal won't get you anywhere and this girl probably wants to party with Paris and drink $500 bottles of champagne at the club. He did slim down fast ... he still has lovehandle paunch and his face looks like a cross between Sylvester Stallone (now) and Liz Taylor (now) ... but he's still a rude, thoughtless little pig who is slightly less ugly than before.

2596 days ago
22.

Zenophobe Alien    

Thought he and Paris were tight. Wonder if she knows he's cheating on her?

2596 days ago
23.

Captain Tina    

lets remember he dated mischa barton... he obviously isnt so bad

2596 days ago
24.

Zenophobe Alien    

Remember that Micsha dumped him. She is usually drunk and stoned anyway so who can say anything about her choice in men

2596 days ago
25.

Terry    

I don't like when heavy guys put their arm on you like that, they are resting all their poundage on ya! I see women leaning to one side almost falling down! loose weight or don't use your girl as a couch arm!

2596 days ago
26.

I    

I'm Australian! and this outrages me!

She's gorgeous and down to earth and he's disgusting (love the nickname by the way).

I thought we had more taste than that!

2596 days ago
27.

Dawn    

I thought this guy's family really didn't have money it was all on paper.

2596 days ago
28.

Awesome    

Does this qualify as an oil spill?

2596 days ago
29.

ivyleague grad    

disgrace to white over weight rich men!!!!!!

2596 days ago
30.

Sarah    

There are some really insecure people out there. Neither one of them is bad looking. I'd like to see what all of you look like especially in a swimsuit. He may be a jerk, don't know or care but he's pretty darn cute. And she obviously has no figure issues!

2596 days ago
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