Britney Incognito -- in a Pink Wig

Posted Jul 16th 2007 2:40PM by Celly

What do you do when your weave is wrecked and you've got to get out? You hide your ratty mess under a hot pink bobbed wig, y'all!

The mirror-challenged mother of two was seen outside a rehearsal hall performing a masterful left-handed five-finger grab -- big cup, cigs, and crapsational purse on pinky! Britney carried her new pal, a tiny dog, in her right hand. Get along little dogie!

The day before, the Malibu hillbilly slapped-on her "Valley of the Dolls" headband/weaveholder and popped into a tennis pro shop wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, halter top and Willy Wonka sunglasses. Will the homeless women styling Britney please identify yourselves?

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears

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1. Yeah, like no one would recognise that tart

Posted at 2:54PM on Jul 16th 2007 by nked lady

2. Never would have guessed that was Brit. She is so clever............................. Uh just kidding

Posted at 2:55PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Godzilla

3. Poor little rich girl!

Posted at 2:56PM on Jul 16th 2007 by sympathy

4. she has some serious issues..that is all I can say.
I felt sorry for her a little bit, but she is always making a fool out of herself.

Posted at 2:57PM on Jul 16th 2007 by public affair

5. She needs to stop wearing silly heels w/ daisy dukes...YIkes

Posted at 2:57PM on Jul 16th 2007 by sam

6. She needs to tone up, her body parts are soo wobbly. If I had her money, I'd spend all my time getting buff.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jul 16th 2007 by concerned fan

7. Air Head!

Posted at 2:58PM on Jul 16th 2007 by All American Girl

8. Can't she ever wear something that covers her? I understand she is 25, but c'mon, sometimes enough is just enough! And no, I'm not some fat, prude who is jealous of Brit! I like sexy just as much as the next person, what I don't like is TRASHY!

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Susannah

9. TMZ, I love your comments on this piece o crap!! You guys are just hilarious and soooo right on. Please keep 'em coming!!!

Posted at 3:00PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Yo Mama

10. what happen to her? She needs counseling she is such a train wreck...
get help everyone is laughing at you..
youre a joke now.

Posted at 3:02PM on Jul 16th 2007 by LUCKY

11. this poor girl has no clue--she has the look on her face like she has no idea about what she's doing or where she's at. i've tried to think of things or people that would help her, and then i realize that she's thrown all those people and things out of her life. i feel sorry for her boys, but i really feel sorry for her--SOMEBODY HELP HER

Posted at 3:04PM on Jul 16th 2007 by montana mike

12. Poor little dog. (I'm talkin' about the *real* dog in that other dog's right hand.)

Posted at 3:05PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Humane Society

13. Doesn't this chick ever stay home?

Posted at 3:06PM on Jul 16th 2007 by KG

14. Brit's got a new puppy! Has she grown tired of her kids?

Posted at 3:06PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Sydney

15. How long does it take for hair to grow?

Posted at 3:08PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Follicly Impaired

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