The allegedly impecunious inheritor started his night at a Salma Hayek-hosted event at Christie's, where a TMZ spy spotted his slickness trying to light up a ciggie inside the auction house. Not so fast, smokey bear! It's called "the law!" Then the oily one slid into Butter, where he bubbled at the downtown celeb-boite until the wee hours. No word on whether his cocktails were comped.
He then made his way back to his Midtown cave, the oh-so-bearly tolerable $700-a-night St. Regis.