Madonna: Armed & Dangerous -- for Your Eyes!

Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll -- on her arms! Vogue!

Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of two three, but her gruesomely muscled arms appear to have been reassembled with the bony remains of a dead crow. Caw!

Can someone please get the Material Girl some material to cover up those limbs?!



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1. Ha ha. Am I first?

Posted at 1:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Angel

2. First?

u still rock Madonna!

Posted at 1:21PM on Jul 20th 2007 by fridgeee

3. CHRISTINA AGUILERA,,,,,,,,is seXXXier than Brit, & Madmomma

Posted at 1:23PM on Jul 20th 2007 by costaMesaboy

4. FOR GOD'S SAKE EAT A DONUT OR SOMETHING!

Posted at 1:23PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jan2060

5. Man, Madge looks grotesque. She is too old to be showing off fugly arms. YUK!!!!!!

Posted at 1:23PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Mel

6. Skelator returns. I can't stand this bitch anyhow. God what an untalented load of egotistical CRAP!!! How does her husband and kids stand her. Fake British accent and all.

Posted at 1:24PM on Jul 20th 2007 by TMZ QWEEN

7. uuggghhhhhhh

Posted at 7:19AM on Jul 21st 2007 by hotmomma

8. I guess the black baby is no longer stylish. Not too many pics with him anymore huh? Phony

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 20th 2007 by WooHa23

9. I am sorry, but that is just gross. It's not about being skinny...I have seen pleny of skinny people. But her muscles look deformed. I would be on my way to the doctor if I was her.
Is this what an icon in America is?

Posted at 1:33PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Anonymous

10. EAT MADDONA THERE MIGHT BE STARVING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD BUT GUESS WHAT YOU HAVE MONEY TO EAT! SO EAT ! IT IS OKAY ! IN FACT YOU HAVE TO EAT TO STAY ALIVE !

Posted at 2:41PM on Jul 20th 2007 by sherry

11. Madonna is looking rather unhealthy lately.
She must be sick or something…
Someone needs to help Madonna immediately.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Madonna is sick

12. isn't she a mother of three? (david the boy from africa is her son, right?)

Posted at 1:29PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Are you sure?

13. I don't think she looks amazing, she looks her age. My mother is 55 and looks better AND younger than Madonna without all the attention Madonna gives herself. Madonna is not a big deal.

Posted at 1:30PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jude

14. eat something.

Posted at 1:30PM on Jul 20th 2007 by lucy

15. She is so full of herself and her crazy cult religion whatever Kabala. Did ya see her try and convert Oprah on t.v.?

Posted at 2:00PM on Jul 20th 2007 by TMZ QWEEN

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