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The Ghost of Lindsay's Future

Posted Jul 25th 2007 11:55AM by TMZ Staff

Assuming she makes it, TMZ has obtained a glimpse of what Lindsay Lohan will look like in 62 years -- the spitting image of 83-year-old actress, Sylvia Miles! Party like it's 2069, Linds!
Lindsay Lohan and Sylvia Miles
Ms. Miles turned up at the movie premiere of "Becoming Jane" in New York on Tuesday, sporting the essential starlet accessories: shades, oversized bag and ballet flats, but traded her Venti-sized coffee cup for a glass of red wine. Linds won't be needing that SCRAM bracelet any more!

Miles has received two Oscar nominations. Perhaps LiLo will someday get one too -- for playing herself!

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1. IF she lives that long!

Posted at 11:43AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Laurie Lu

2. TMZ Is whoever is writing these "articles" a little obsessed? It seems someone has a fascination with lindsay, britt and paris. A real story is one thing but, does anyone care that brittney went shopping, paris goes to taco bell? I think if you could strap a mic to their ass to see when they fart you would do it. Who is worse the one that reads about someone buying a dog or the one that writes it. Is anyone on the staff there under the age of 13?

Posted at 11:44AM on Jul 25th 2007 by jeff

3. Good TMZ

Posted at 11:45AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Wild one

4. Yep that'll do it ya'll!

Posted at 11:45AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Britney the trainwreck

5. LINDSAY ROCKS!
GOOD LUCK LINDS.
WE LOVE UUUUUU!

Posted at 11:44AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Jo

6. Lindsy won't live near that long. She's headed for the graveyard at 100 miles per hour.

Posted at 11:46AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Paris hater

7. HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GREAT! so funny i had to laugh out loud in my office how embarassing

Posted at 11:47AM on Jul 25th 2007 by ppb

8. That's HOTT!!!

I have one of her douching that's HOTTER!!!

Posted at 11:49AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Paris

9. People age when they get old, TMZ. Maybe instead of mocking people as they get older, you'll grow up too, TMZ.

Posted at 11:48AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Vanessa Somerville

10. i guess you never know right?

Posted at 11:55AM on Jul 25th 2007 by celebrity.web.net

11. oh COME on shes a loser like anyone else that has drug or alcohol issues, how can you possibly defend her. She needs help like Britney, Nicole and Paris did so far..and many many more, who you kidding?

Posted at 11:57AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Wendy

12. lmao @ #1

Posted at 11:56AM on Jul 25th 2007 by BABESBLINGANDBOOZE.BLOGSPOT.COM

13. So what....IF she actually makes it to sylvia's age...

I doubt it....Lindsay will be another River Phoenix & Anna Nicole story...

Dead within the next 10 years from drugs or crime or whatever...

What is wrong with all of these talented people???

Posted at 12:06PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Lindsay Sucks, Just Like Paris...Bitches

14. I only hope that I look that good and that I am still around partying like Sylvia at the age of 83! come on....

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 25th 2007 by pebbles

15. It's amazing what Photoshop can do these days
The picture on our right is LL in an unretouched photo

and the one on the left is the same picture retouched

love it

Posted at 12:20PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Sadieface

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