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The Ghost

of Lindsay's Future

7/25/2007 12:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Assuming she makes it, TMZ has obtained a glimpse of what Lindsay Lohan will look like in 62 years -- the spitting image of 83-year-old actress, Sylvia Miles! Party like it's 2069, Linds!

Lindsay Lohan and Sylvia Miles
Ms. Miles turned up at the movie premiere of "Becoming Jane" in New York on Tuesday, sporting the essential starlet accessories: shades, oversized bag and ballet flats, but traded her Venti-sized coffee cup for a glass of red wine. Linds won't be needing that SCRAM bracelet any more!

Miles has received two Oscar nominations. Perhaps LiLo will someday get one too -- for playing herself!

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Dawn Day    

IF she lives that long!

2560 days ago
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jeff    

TMZ Is whoever is writing these "articles" a little obsessed? It seems someone has a fascination with lindsay, britt and paris. A real story is one thing but, does anyone care that brittney went shopping, paris goes to taco bell? I think if you could strap a mic to their ass to see when they fart you would do it. Who is worse the one that reads about someone buying a dog or the one that writes it. Is anyone on the staff there under the age of 13?

2560 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Good TMZ

2560 days ago
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Cat Stevns    

Yep that'll do it ya'll!

2560 days ago
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Zenophobe Alien    

Lindsy won't live near that long. She's headed for the graveyard at 100 miles per hour.

2560 days ago
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ppb    

HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GREAT! so funny i had to laugh out loud in my office how embarassing

2560 days ago
7.

huh    

That's HOTT!!!

I have one of her douching that's HOTTER!!!

2560 days ago
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celebrity.web.net    

i guess you never know right?

2560 days ago
9.

Wendy    

oh COME on shes a loser like anyone else that has drug or alcohol issues, how can you possibly defend her. She needs help like Britney, Nicole and Paris did so far..and many many more, who you kidding?

2560 days ago
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BABESBLINGANDBOOZE.BLOGSPOT.COM    

lmao @ #1

2560 days ago
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Paris Hilton    

So what....IF she actually makes it to sylvia's age...

I doubt it....Lindsay will be another River Phoenix & Anna Nicole story...

Dead within the next 10 years from drugs or crime or whatever...

What is wrong with all of these talented people???

2560 days ago
12.

pebbles    

I only hope that I look that good and that I am still around partying like Sylvia at the age of 83! come on....

2560 days ago
13.

Sadieface    

It's amazing what Photoshop can do these days
The picture on our right is LL in an unretouched photo

and the one on the left is the same picture retouched

love it

2560 days ago
14.

polly    

what a horrid thing to say about poor sylvia miles! tmz you should be ashamed LOL

2560 days ago
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Sadieface    

No. 17 you asked what is wrong with all these talented people?

Well, most of them aren't talented so they drink and do drugs as fast as they can
before they are found out to be as untalented as they really are.

They all better watch out cause there are a lot of girls ready to take their place in films and records

2560 days ago
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