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Rare Bird Species Spotted in Brentwood

This red jacketed, goggle-eyed night crawler was sighted in Brentwood yesterday, alighting from a perch near a local furniture store.

The lucite-heeled species is known for its slender black legs, yellow hair and hideous skull scarf.

Avian specialists have seen only one other of its kind, nearly identical, leaving an agent's office in Beverly Hills.

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1. lol...I can't even think of anything witty to comment after than intro! Love it.

Posted at 11:10AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Dawn Day

2. paris?

Posted at 11:11AM on Jul 31st 2007 by celebrity.web.net

3. Isn't one of the Olsens twins preggers?

Posted at 11:11AM on Jul 31st 2007 by kcloud

4. I'd like to see just one of these celebs trek around in some tennis shoes, like normal people do! Who in the hell can shop in heels all the time?!

Posted at 11:11AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Ginny

5. Horrible, that's all I can say. These twins dress absolutly horrendous. With all the money they have, you'd think they'd hire a stylist.

Posted at 12:57PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Cita

6. the olsen sisters are really weird to me

Posted at 11:18AM on Jul 31st 2007 by BABESBLINGANDBOOZE.BLOGSPOT.COM

7. You would think that someone with as much $$$ as these girls have they could dress and look a little better. Just saying......

Posted at 11:27AM on Jul 31st 2007 by seemingly normal

8. MK is awesome! The Greenies love her.

Posted at 11:34AM on Jul 31st 2007 by LLLLLLLL

9. What happened to these girls? They used to be pretty and dress nice and now they look like they are dying and there clothes make them look homeless.

Posted at 11:36AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Jennifer

10. red crested goggle eyed night crawlers like to eat one eyed wonder worms.

Posted at 11:44AM on Jul 31st 2007 by dude

11. Whats the temp in LA ??? She has on a lot of clothes for it being July in Calif. Whats up with that ??? Cold spell out there ???

Posted at 11:45AM on Jul 31st 2007 by MikeC...

12. wHEN SHE'S 40 YEARS OLD SHE'LL BE SORRY SHE WORE THOSE 5" HEELS. PLUS, WITH HER SKINNY LEGS IT LOOKS STUPID. MAKES HER FEET LOOK AS BIG AS PARIS'.

Posted at 11:53AM on Jul 31st 2007 by penny

13. It has been SO HOT in LA. There is no way she could be that cold to need all those clothes. Walking around in shorts in tank top you are still really hot. Why so cold?

Posted at 2:06PM on Jul 31st 2007 by tjb

14. why would they choose to look like skanks? with all their money and resources, they look like street people, vagrants, methheads, crack whores, anorexic death walking on toothpicks. i wonder if they will look back in ten years and regret how respulisve they both looked everyday. eat and comb your nasty hair, wash your clothes, and buy an iron. look in the mirror before you leave your house freak!!

Posted at 12:03PM on Jul 31st 2007 by samikins

15. GOD!, they look homeless. With all that money and looking like if they're looking for a garbage to go eat (oh wait!, they dont eat, right!).

Posted at 12:09PM on Jul 31st 2007 by LeandroMP

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