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Lindsay-Free Zone for Sale

8/3/2007 6:33 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

When radio ads for new home developments make fun of you -- you've officially hit rock bottom -- well, that and two DUIs and twin stints in rehab!
Lindsay Lohan: Click to hear!
Lilo jokes are a staple on the comedy circuit, but in construction?! Woo, child!

In a spot heard on L.A.'s KNX 1070 Newsradio plugging the fabulousness that is suburban Porter Ranch, Calif., a man and woman talk of how they are tired of Los Angeles, its paparazzi and "insane teenage movie stars." Screeching tires and a crashing car are then heard, followed by a woman saying, "There goes Lindsay again!" The man suggests a move -- to escape the celebrity madness. To where? The moon?!

Lohan is officially the new Bobby Brown. Trust!

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....hmmmm    

who cares?

2536 days ago
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appauled by the stalkarazzi    

Clever, wity, and some good laughs. That's what happens when you lose your respect by becoming a lieing addict...you become the butt of all jokes.

2536 days ago
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SlappDaddy    

Now that's funny, way to go Lindsay!!

2536 days ago
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awful    

that is stupid.

2536 days ago
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Andy Pettitte    

KNX has been running these ads lately and I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked up on this!

2536 days ago
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Tasha    

That is funny!!

2536 days ago
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Kristen    

Yes, two DUI's and two stint's in rehab. Let's not forget that both times she was caught with cocaine. But of course, it will all turn out to be the "disease" of alcoholism and addiction at fault. Give me a break, Way to go Linds!!! You A$$hole

2536 days ago
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notfamous...yet    

I got news for you...Porter Ranch is a development name and is part of the city of Los Angeles. No escaping Los Angeles.

2536 days ago
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The Truth    

I remember when Porter Ranch was a real ranch with orange groves. Sad.

2536 days ago
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MrsD.    

i feel no sympathy for this girl at all. she is another SAD; self-appointed diva. just like a few other's, she figured she could get away with anything. i am glad she got knocked down a peg or two, maybe now she'll come back to reality. as for the bad publicity & the jokes? she brought that on herself.

that comment on the radio news show was very funny.

2536 days ago
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CobaltDuck    

People that don't understand the movie "I know who killed me" here *spoliers* I'll explain it to you.

CobaltDuck explains - The Movie is not about a Twin finding her sister like some psychological mystery crime drama. ITs not really torture porn. Its a Psychological thriller. The movie a about Aubrey using her imagination to try to solve the mystery of who is killing her. Aubrey doesn't make it. Aubrey is killed. Aubrey is captured, tortured, buried alive, and the mysterious killer gets away with it. Aubrey doesn't know who is killing her, so she retreats to her mind and to avoid the pain and try to make sense out of why this is happening to her. That part where Dakota lays down next to Aubrey isn't a tired Dakota taking a quick nap its Aubrey finally dieing.

The MOvie on the very first viewing is suppose to confuse you...it leads you in many directions and possibilities.. Does Aubrey has multiple personality disorder, or maybe she is an engineered twin for an experiment (take note of the similar faces of the 2 previous girls maybe they were both engineered twins and killed as well), or Dakota really is a twin... These are just decoy plots. Every time Dakota feels pain..thats not Dakota thats Aubrey feeling it. Every vision Dakota has is not a vision .thats Aubrey seeing the situation. The movie's first viewings purpose is to make you think the story is going in a different direction. Only at the very end does it become clear and the movie comes into focus. It should hit you in the gut that Aubrey didn't make it. Its sad. It should make you angry because Aubrey is strong and not weak but she never had a chance to fight back.

The 2nd viewing you have the time to look at all the clues, because maybe the Piano teacher wasn't the one that killed her maybe thats just Aubrey's best guess before she died, its probabley the gardener. Maybe it was the strange man on the bus. Maybe its the psychiatrist. Maybe the killer is hidden in her mind. Maybe no clue in her mind will help her solve the mystery. Even Aubrey herself doesn't understand why she is doing this. I like to think Aubrey got it right and figured it out and gave her self some comfort for solving the mystery.

People that criticise the movie, including newspaper critics, just don't get the point of the movie. It goes right over their head. They can't see it even though its right in front of their eyes. One could start to suspect where the movie was heading when the "strange" explanation for Dakota losing body parts was explained by "Twin stigmata". This is a fantasy, they could of equally used Voodoo or witchcraft or alien invaders as fantasy substitutes. Then when Dakota decided to drive with her father to the piano teachers house (with out back up or calling the police i might add) the direction of the story should of become suspect. When Dakota said "I think i know who killed me" the audience should of started figured it out, because why would Dakota say "I think i Know who killed me" it doesn't make sense, Dakota was never touched by the Piano teacher, nor was she being killed, she said it because she was Aubrey and Aubrey was close to death and wanted to figure it out. Then Dakota finds Aubrey... it should become obvious that all of this is in Aubreys head. Dakota joins Aubrey because Aubrey is in her last breath. The movie ends and goes no further because Aubrey is dead. If it wasn't in Aubreys head then the next scene would show the next day at her dads funeral with both sisters on crutches. But, Aubrey is dead.

The movie isn't suppose to make you feel good. It should make you feel sad/angry/depressed/uncomfortable. It is not a normal happy Holloywood movie. But its tragedy will keep you thinking about it for a long time. the stripper scenes make you feel like the movie you see is real. If the ending was a happy ending the effect would not be the same. Aubrey dies... and its really sad and such a waste.

I know who killed me is a good movie.
CobaltDuck

2536 days ago
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are you new?    

CobaltDuck AKA Dina Lohan GO AWAY

2536 days ago
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raodm    

Leave the the kid alone.Punish her with manslaughter or something if she kills some one!
There are more irresponsible people who DUI, so get after them.They are as much of a nuisance as the next celebrety offender ! They are good material for the late night talk shows or may be a Larry King thing. I think one trivializes the issue by making fun of them.I see no 'Message' in that publicity . Neither to the public nor to the Lindsays and Hiltons.
Like some one said, these repeated offenders might get a role in a movie IF and WHEN they decide to lay off the sause. And one even went ahead to say "A trial by fire!!" Why then do others have to go to Acting schools and the like.Or is it a mere American obscession with the lives of the rich and infamous?

2536 days ago
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Desease control    

Me and lidsay are doing lines right now laughing at this great comercial

2536 days ago
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Terry    

Funny, They should hold a raffle and give a week end package to Promises rehab too.

2536 days ago
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