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Hef Gets Down with the Brown

8/8/2007 12:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jurassic Playboy Hugh Hefner and nine of his nurses girlfriends hit the early bird special at West Hollywood restaurant Ketchup on Tuesday. Some fries with that little blue pill!?


The 81-year-old childlike zombie bachelor trailed behind, as his bevy of buxom bottle blondes (and two brunettes!) exited the eatery. For insurance purposes, shouldn't he be in a wheelchair?

Hef's 22-year-old "Girls Next Door" love Bunny, Kendra Wilkinson, can be heard commanding her concubine king to "Say hi to TMZ." It's unclear if Hef actually heard her.

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31.

Sebastian    

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I really like his Uniform !!

2544 days ago
32.

observer    

Holly only wants to have his baby so she can latch onto $$$ when he dies and have her foot (and hands) in the Playboy empire. Otherwise she gets her $500K or whatever the amount is, when he dies, and that's it. She knows it's now or never. If the truth was known she probably can't stand him either. Money talks, and she's the biggest slut of the three.

2544 days ago
33.

me    

hilarious article...! love it!

2544 days ago
34.

Steve T.    

Holly isn't going to get by with too much. As Hef's daughter basically runs the company now. And i don't see her giving into these dames. She is one business savvy gal herself.

2544 days ago
35.

observer    

He's a pathetic, dirty old man. There's no fool like an old fool.

2544 days ago
36.

Never inked up!    

I agree that we will all be old one day. But.........we all won't be old and making a FOOL of ourselves! Would you want to be the laughing stock of your generation? Nobody takes this man seriously anymore. Mostly NOT his peers.

He should have let his very savy daughter take over and QUIETLY retire. Have all the fake-ass girls around, hard boobs all over you, girls hiding to puke, and servants galore, but do we have to see it on a T.V. show?!

Just not how one is suppose to live in the winter of life. Oh well, better him then my Grandpa
looking like a moron.

2544 days ago
37.

I laugh at other's misfortunes    

Nice bimbo whores you got hanging on you old man!!

2544 days ago
38.

Old School    

Hef changed the World in regards to nudity and he helped influence nudity in films and television and every magazine now out there trying ot sell their rags are now showing nudity to help their circulation thanks to Hefs innovative ways and even rags like TMZ got in on the bandwagon of showing more nudity so why do you rag on and diss a Man who saw the future and helped changed our morals and helped the World loosen up. You so called journalist at TMZ who put EVERYONE DOWN ARE MAJOR A**HOLES!!

2544 days ago
39.

observer    

I agree with you Steve T (#40). Holly knows that she will only get $500K unless she can have a baby before he dies. His daughter Christie (sp?) probably won't stand for anything more unless she's forced to (like support for a baby, and possibly part of the estate). She's no fool, only Hef is. If I remember correctly, Hef is leaving Holly $500K and $300 to each of the other two if they are still with him when he dies. Personally, I would be insulted at those amounts if I were those bimbos. Obviously, Holly sees the handwriting on the wall, so she'd better hurry. lol

2544 days ago
40.

observer    

I just had a funny thought. If that dirty old man doesn't OD on viagra soon, Christie would probably like to have him castrated. rofl

2544 days ago
41.

Ann    

Mr. Hefner, a brilliant mastermind. A man who's worked all his life to build his kingdom. What a concept! His Girl's are beautiful, feminine and fun. Only smart Blondes laugh all the way to the bank! Only worry when they stop talking about you. Peace & love and Blessings to all.Looking to Season 4... and more!

2543 days ago
42.

Butterfly    

My take on the whole Girls Next Door:

Holly- Major gold digger...everything on her is fake...she can't stand Kendra...she won't get a dime when Hef passes away...she will NEVER have his baby.

Bridget-Sees this as a career opportunity...Easily excited...surprisingly smart.

Kendra-Wannabe gangsta ho...she is dumber than a box of forks...they keep her around because she's an idiot...that laugh makes me wanna rip her tonsils out from her throat...has MAJOR father issues (her father left when she was 4.)

2543 days ago
43.

Steve T.    

Well...
For what its worth Hef is having fun and all the power to him. Once he passes, Christie will probably rein in the waste of her papa's lifestyle and then the end of an era will come to a close. I'm sure the business will need to come up with something else to capture the media's attention other than daddy running around with bought and paid for arm candy.

I never hear anything derogatory about Christie. She appears to be quite content and comfortable in staying out of the limelight. Maybe dads lolly gagging for publicity is doing enough for the both of them?

2543 days ago
44.

Kenya    

I think the girls are CUTE, and CLASSY and thier show is fun too watch, and for all
yaaa haters, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU WAISTING YOU TIME WATCHING THE GIRLS
AND COMMENTING ON THEM, AIN'T THAT A WASTE OF TIME!!!!! HAAAAAA!

2543 days ago
45.

Jeezlouise    

To Whatever:
You're dead on! Plus, c'mon, he's really gross!

2543 days ago
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