Like cockroaches, Fidel Castro and Nic Cage's career, "The Bachelor" series just will not die! It's alive!
For the 11th season of the fauxality show, ABC has electrified 34-year-old bar owner Brad Womack -- the next hunky buffoon to set women's rights back 40 years! A rose for your integrity?!
Starting September 24 -- and following in the kinda-hot-kinda-not, white bread footsteps of Alex Michel, Aaron Buerge, Andrew Firestone, Bob Guiney, former NFL QB Jesse Palmer, Byron Velvick, Jerry O'Connell's brother, Travis Stork, "Prince" Lorenzo Borghese and Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin -- Womack will get his chance to wine, dine and swine his way through 25 desperate, fame-seeking single wannabe bimbo brides! Ah, the sanctity of marriage.
Meanwhile, gay marriage is legal only in Massachusetts.
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsYour derisive summary of this stupid series is right on the money. I'm surprised that you didn't add that most of these moron "bachelors" are also gay. Americans will watch anything!
this show gets more not so good looking guys as each season goes buy. he looks like someone who belongs on a cleaning product bottle.
Can you say METROSEXUAL??? He just looks so fake, which will go well with the fake broads and boobs going after him!
he has no top lip. this show was icky the first time around. LET IT DIE ALREADY.
I often wonder who is more grotesque: the guy who auditions to be The Bachelor or the women who vie for his "affections"! I have never watched this show, or the equally vomitaceous The Bachelorette, and I never will. The whole premise is depressing and disgusting. The MTV/VH! incarnations -- The Flavor of Love, Scott Baio is 45 ... And Single, Rock of Love -- have taken this horrid genre to new depths of putridity.
Strong handsome face. Lemme on that show so I could win...how much $$$ do u win again??
that bulge is just a sock..his hand is in his pocket to get out the magnifing glass
How many of the people have actually gotten married? A red hot poker couldn't make me watch this show.
Love that George Michael stubble thing he has going on there. PULEEZE!!!!!!
I was at the circus a few weeks ago and he happened to be there on a group date! Was made honorary ringmaster and everything poor guy. He looked hot at first then we saw him up close and so was not. And surprise, surprise the six girls we saw were total bitches.
I dont know who wrote this article but its EXCELLENT! That last line is the best!!!

















