Latest Frankenbachelor Created!

Posted Aug 9th 2007 2:46PM by TMZ Staff

Brad WomackLike cockroaches, Fidel Castro and Nic Cage's career, "The Bachelor" series just will not die! It's alive!

For the 11th season of the fauxality show, ABC has electrified 34-year-old bar owner Brad Womack -- the next hunky buffoon to set women's rights back 40 years! A rose for your integrity?!

Starting September 24 -- and following in the kinda-hot-kinda-not, white bread footsteps of Alex Michel, Aaron Buerge, Andrew Firestone, Bob Guiney, former NFL QB Jesse Palmer, Byron Velvick, Jerry O'Connell's brother, Travis Stork, "Prince" Lorenzo Borghese and Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin -- Womack will get his chance to wine, dine and swine his way through 25 desperate, fame-seeking single wannabe bimbo brides! Ah, the sanctity of marriage.

Meanwhile, gay marriage is legal only in Massachusetts.


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1. ICK!!! he's cheesey and so is the whole damn show!

Posted at 3:40PM on Aug 9th 2007 by kim

2. Your derisive summary of this stupid series is right on the money. I'm surprised that you didn't add that most of these moron "bachelors" are also gay. Americans will watch anything!

Posted at 3:45PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Prince Romanoff

3. this show gets more not so good looking guys as each season goes buy. he looks like someone who belongs on a cleaning product bottle.

Posted at 3:46PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Nia

4. Can you say METROSEXUAL??? He's just so fake looking, which will go well with the fake broads and boobs going after him!

Posted at 3:47PM on Aug 9th 2007 by sharon

5. Whoever wrote this article...big kudos.

Posted at 3:51PM on Aug 9th 2007 by righton

6. Can you say METROSEXUAL??? He just looks so fake, which will go well with the fake broads and boobs going after him!

Posted at 3:51PM on Aug 9th 2007 by gotta love fauxality tv

7. NICE BULGE COMING THRU THOSE JEANS

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 9th 2007 by OH YES

8. NICE BULGE COMING THRU THOSE JEANS

Posted at 3:53PM on Aug 9th 2007 by OH YES

9. he has no top lip. this show was icky the first time around. LET IT DIE ALREADY.

Posted at 3:54PM on Aug 9th 2007 by kat

10. I often wonder who is more grotesque: the guy who auditions to be The Bachelor or the women who vie for his "affections"! I have never watched this show, or the equally vomitaceous The Bachelorette, and I never will. The whole premise is depressing and disgusting. The MTV/VH! incarnations -- The Flavor of Love, Scott Baio is 45 ... And Single, Rock of Love -- have taken this horrid genre to new depths of putridity.

Posted at 3:57PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

11. How many of the people have actually gotten married? A red hot poker couldn't make me watch this show.

Posted at 3:59PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Lein

12. Strong handsome face. Lemme on that show so I could win...how much $$$ do u win again??

Posted at 3:59PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Kelly is a big-footed betch

13. that bulge is just a sock..his hand is in his pocket to get out the magnifing glass

Posted at 4:02PM on Aug 9th 2007 by she did it again

14. He's not even that good looking!

Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 9th 2007 by H

15. "Jerry O'Connell's brother". LOL! That's funny.

Posted at 4:11PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Crappola515

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