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Latest Frankenbachelor Created!

8/9/2007 3:46 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Brad WomackLike cockroaches, Fidel Castro and Nic Cage's career, "The Bachelor" series just will not die! It's alive!

For the 11th season of the fauxality show, ABC has electrified 34-year-old bar owner Brad Womack -- the next hunky buffoon to set women's rights back 40 years! A rose for your integrity?!

Starting September 24 -- and following in the kinda-hot-kinda-not, white bread footsteps of Alex Michel, Aaron Buerge, Andrew Firestone, Bob Guiney, former NFL QB Jesse Palmer, Byron Velvick, Jerry O'Connell's brother, Travis Stork, "Prince" Lorenzo Borghese and Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin -- Womack will get his chance to wine, dine and swine his way through 25 desperate, fame-seeking single wannabe bimbo brides! Ah, the sanctity of marriage.

Meanwhile, gay marriage is legal only in Massachusetts.


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kim    

ICK!!! he's cheesey and so is the whole damn show!

2596 days ago
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Sean Bresnahan    

Your derisive summary of this stupid series is right on the money. I'm surprised that you didn't add that most of these moron "bachelors" are also gay. Americans will watch anything!

2596 days ago
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Rania    

this show gets more not so good looking guys as each season goes buy. he looks like someone who belongs on a cleaning product bottle.

2596 days ago
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sharon    

Can you say METROSEXUAL??? He just looks so fake, which will go well with the fake broads and boobs going after him!

2596 days ago
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NIK-    

NICE BULGE COMING THRU THOSE JEANS

2596 days ago
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righton    

Whoever wrote this article...big kudos.

2596 days ago
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kath    

he has no top lip. this show was icky the first time around. LET IT DIE ALREADY.

2596 days ago
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Snarksnarksnark    

I often wonder who is more grotesque: the guy who auditions to be The Bachelor or the women who vie for his "affections"! I have never watched this show, or the equally vomitaceous The Bachelorette, and I never will. The whole premise is depressing and disgusting. The MTV/VH! incarnations -- The Flavor of Love, Scott Baio is 45 ... And Single, Rock of Love -- have taken this horrid genre to new depths of putridity.

2596 days ago
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annanicolestern    

Strong handsome face. Lemme on that show so I could win...how much $$$ do u win again??

2596 days ago
10.

She did it again    

that bulge is just a sock..his hand is in his pocket to get out the magnifing glass

2596 days ago
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St. Olof    

How many of the people have actually gotten married? A red hot poker couldn't make me watch this show.

2596 days ago
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Tick    

"Jerry O'Connell's brother". LOL! That's funny.

2596 days ago
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Jemima Puddleduck    

Love that George Michael stubble thing he has going on there. PULEEZE!!!!!!

2596 days ago
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Carran    

I was at the circus a few weeks ago and he happened to be there on a group date! Was made honorary ringmaster and everything poor guy. He looked hot at first then we saw him up close and so was not. And surprise, surprise the six girls we saw were total bitches.

2596 days ago
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Dave Hale    

I dont know who wrote this article but its EXCELLENT! That last line is the best!!!

2596 days ago
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