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Angelina: One Hot Hood Ornament

8/16/2007 5:33 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's time to pull out the sexy checklist!
Expensive car? Check. Machine gun? Check. Angelina Jolie? Check. Skirted and supine Angelina on an expensive car holding a machine gun? Check, please!

Mama Pitt was seen kickin' back and taking aims on the Chicago set of her new movie "Wanted," yesterday. The sultry screenstar and mother of four looked carismatically comfortable in her role as a the voluptuous Viper sniper.

She be bangin!

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tammy    

Brad Pitt deserves this slut; he must be out of his mind! He will rue the day he ever laid eyes on this nut.

2587 days ago
77.

MG    

Its just so nice to see someone who goes around trying to promote international understanding pictured with multiple guns. Wonderful.

MG

2587 days ago
78.

GOM    

GOD!!!! It's so moronic. A completely glammed up bimbo on her back on a sports car holding two machine guns. It's ridiculous. I hate movies like that. Too bad she can't act for real. You could put any beautiul women in that position and people would buy it.

SHE IS NOT EVEN HOT IN ANY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2587 days ago
79.

cristine    

AS ALWAYS ANGELINA IS HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!

2587 days ago
80.

Pony Dog    

She has the WORST stickwoman body, look at her knees for corns sakes!!!!!!!!

2587 days ago
81.

God will help you if you let him. John 3: 16    

I didn't get the birthday party, what were they doing? It didn't look like any kids party I've been to or given.

2587 days ago
82.

val    

NEVER WILL GO TO ANY OF HER MOVIES .. NEVER !!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A ROAD MAP WITH ALL HER TATOOS. UGH !! AND, THOSE LIPS, THEY LOOK LIKE AN ULCER.

Jolie bought and paid for her kids to insure International publicity over her lifetime where there will be interest. It was cheap life insurance policy for her career that's going to bomb.

ANGELINA IS SIMPLY INSANE .. CRAZY .. have a little vile of blood, some S&M and bring on the lesbians, but throw a few boys in too, most anyone will do till the adopted boys grow up... then she can play with them cause you remember her contribution to her brother on TV at the Awards ... and then be sure to send for the incest survivors booklet where her pic is on the cover with her blood brother''s tongue down her throat and hers in his. Next !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2587 days ago
83.

melinda    

SEE BRITNEY YOU CAN BE SEXY WITHOUT GETTIN NAKED AND ACTING LIKE A WASHED UP TRAILER TRASH TRAMP!ANGELINA TAKES GOOD CARE OF HER CHILDREN,MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO ADOPT BRITNEYS KIDS TOO!!THEY WOULD BE BETTER OFF!!

2587 days ago
84.

meat_arian    

She is on her back .. at least she is CONSISTENT.

2587 days ago
85.

don quixote    

I know that playing a violent role in an "action" movie backed by capitalists that hold 3rd world debt somehow helps the war-torn, starving children in Africa and Cambodia ... it must, because Angie wouldn't ever be hypocritical!

2587 days ago
86.

Auntie Em    


What a stupid shot...it doesn't convince me that there is imminent danger...despite the wielding of the guns... she's so scrawny, she even seems to be having difficulty holding up the styrofoam props !

2587 days ago
87.

Pebbles36    

What totally bony knees!!! I would be ashamed. Gain some weight you stupid whore.

2587 days ago
88.

someone    

I wouldn't waste my time or money to see this movie...it is so unbelieveable...she is a bag of bones, not an action star...go home and try to be a mother to the kids you wanted so badly, even the one you had to keep Brad . He looks old and tired..and she just looks like the anorexic/ drug addict ho that we all know she is.

2587 days ago
89.

Kate    

Voluptuous??? Bitch is 90 pounds at most!

2587 days ago
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Progressive    

To 'I am confused' (#71):

No, that was not her answer. You're making this up. She said that she sees no borders. Orphans are orphans, whereever they are. Why don't you adopt locally and tell your friends who share your opinion to do it too.

2587 days ago
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