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Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

8/29/2007 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!

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31.

felixluv    

IT'S ALL 4 ATTENTION PEOPLE, DON'T U GET IT? I GUESS IT'S WORKIN?

2521 days ago
32.

MeMe300    

Does she know her career is Herstory. It's a bust, over, done. Find a day job chick.

2521 days ago
33.

Petite    

PUBLIC INDECENCY! WHERE'S A COP WHEN YOU NEED ONE?!?!

2521 days ago
34.

newsflash    

There's that line where sexy becomes rough, and it's been crossed here.

It's sad no-one seems to be around to take her to one side and tell her - on those occasions I've been advised to get better underwear I've been grateful.

Maybe I should fly my brother over. He'd tell her straight, and send his wife out to buy her a skirt and some granny knickers (i.e underpants) whilst he was at it.

2521 days ago
35.

Raul    

Wow, TMZ....very harsh. I'm disappointed.

2521 days ago
36.

Trina    

just my opinion -

I know!! Seriously, she's fired her all her handlers, she won't stay home for more than 20 minutes, and does she not own pants!?!?

I don't feel bad for one second. If she wanted privacey, she'd STAY HOME!
And pants wouldn't hurt her out either.

2521 days ago
37.

Merry Christmas    

Is this woman EVER going to get her act together? She is not a kid anymore - she's a mother of 2 children and her behavior is disgusting. Get your act together you stupid, stupid fool! While you're out and about, go get your head checked out - for real.

2521 days ago
38.

Jillian    

OMG someone buy this girl some clothes and some pants THATS A SHIRT IDIOT. Britney Britney Britney you should really go on What Not to Wear. Everyone is sick of lookin at your nasty ass.

2521 days ago
39.

Kris Peterson    

She's got to quit showing her a__ in public. She is going to lose her kids. This isn't funny anymore. It's serious. She had better get herself together or she will be paying Kevin and Shar to live for the rest of her life. HOW DUMB IS SHE?????? Daymm!!

2521 days ago
40.

Corey Haim is HOT    

Oh gross,
this is not a good sight,,
But,, it's funny!!
love to watch this trainwreck!!
HiHo Spears Azz is stickin out again!!
hahahahaha

2521 days ago
41.

mikey    

I guess you have to be a heroin addict who tries to kill themself to get respect!

2521 days ago
42.

Jemima Puddleduck    

Brit needs to put some clothes on that fat a$$ and thunder thighs. DAM*!

2521 days ago
43.

Give Me A Break    

My guess is she's banished anyone who isn't a yes man in her life. Only those who kiss her ass will be allowed into the inner circle it seems. Too bad she doesn't see them for the leeches they are. Those aren't kisses on your ass Britney- they're the sucker-mouths of parasites latched on to yer asscheeks.

2521 days ago
44.

Fly on The Wall    

Brit is awsome - why be on her ass for a short top. If these raps hoods can wear their pants down to their knees - then brit can wear anything she wants.

2521 days ago
45.

Rosey    

Well another day and another Britney! It will never end......she absolutely loves this. OMG just think of all the fun her sons are going to have when they grow up showing off pictures of their "mama!"
She looks like she is really getting fat from all that junk she eats at midnight every night. My, my such trash!

2521 days ago
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