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Scarlett Johansson: A-List Bag Lady

Following in the tiny footsteps of Mary-Kate Olsen, Scarlett Johansson is the latest celeb victim of the diabolical fashion trend that is "homeless chic!" Spare some change?

Layered in a street-friendly fur-lined hoodie, Dick Tracy's old fedora, a blue Mennonite dress, '80s leggings, a pair of Goodwill lace-less men's oxfords, and carrying a gargantuan white sack that can hold all of one's belongings, ScarJo made her way through Heathrow airport on Thursday. *Attention passengers ... The Notting Hill Women's Shelter shuttle is now available outside Baggage Claim B ... Baggage Claim B*

Will star in Woody Allen film for food!



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1. The most beautiful? The sexiest? Bet those list makers are re-evaluating!

Posted at 11:59AM on Aug 31st 2007 by ??

2. What is strange to me is what appears to be some sort of wrap or brace around her right wrist. What is that all about?

Posted at 12:04PM on Aug 31st 2007 by AGambler

3. iI hate all of those gigantic purses the celebrities are carrying around. I know they are "designer" handbags but they look stupid. Noone needs to carry a purse that's half the size of their body.

Posted at 12:16PM on Aug 31st 2007 by penny

4. Since when has a Woody Allen film made enough to buy food?

Posted at 12:26PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Disgruntled_Cow

5. This edgy street-bum get-up makes her look like a SeRioUs actress... K!?

Posted at 12:37PM on Aug 31st 2007 by BuzzedOFF

6. Wtf is up with this outfit? Must be she was trying to throw you guys off. She's usually impeccable.

Posted at 2:28PM on Aug 31st 2007 by ohnoudient

7. What a shame, she's a beautiful girl yet she seems to think dressing like that is a disguise? I dont think so, looks like an outfit like that would bring more attention.

Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Irene

8. Woman of latin americaThe best woman on latin america

Posted at 12:57PM on Aug 31st 2007 by n

9. she looks homeless!!!!

Posted at 1:02PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Not funny at all

10. All she needs is a shopping cart and some black garbage bags
to carry the rest of her belongings.

Posted at 1:11PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Prnzez

11. Actually, I think this outfit looks really comfortable to wear. I really like it. As for the handbag, folks, that's carry on luggage.

Posted at 1:47PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Be for the moment

12. SO WHAT! MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO AVOID THE PAPARAZZI! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO HUNG UP ON WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WEAR!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 31st 2007 by CINDY22

13. Mary Kate could fit in her bra!

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 31st 2007 by wayne

14. Scarlett is not attractive unless she has a ton of make-up on, without the make-up and the airbrushing and some photoshop, she is just a plain-Jane who gets no second looks. Already her boobs are hanging to her knees without her Wonder-Bra shoving them up to her chin. Never saw what the big deal was with Scarlett, and she has never had a successful movie. Anyone can look hot with all the tricks of the trade making them look like a different person, but I judge people by how they look withput all the make-up and air-brushing and photoshop. And Scarlett fails miserably when she doesn't have all that going for her. and she really is just a so-so actress, not a box-office draw like Sandra Bullock. And I hope her new boyfriend knows Scarlett has commented in a mag interview that her "social life" causes her to play it safe and get an AIDS test once a year, wow, protection recommended with this one!

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 31st 2007 by LMAO

15. Scarlett is not attractive unless she has a ton of make-up on, without the make-up and the airbrushing and some photoshop, she is just a plain-Jane who gets no second looks. Already her boobs are hanging to her knees without her Wonder-Bra shoving them up to her chin. Never saw what the big deal was with Scarlett, and she has never had a successful movie. Anyone can look hot with all the tricks of the trade making them look like a different person, but I judge people by how they look withput all the make-up and air-brushing and photoshop. And Scarlett fails miserably when she doesn't have all that going for her. and she really is just a so-so actress, not a box-office draw like Sandra Bullock. And I hope her new boyfriend knows Scarlett has commented in a mag interview that her "social life" causes her to play it safe and get an AIDS test once a year, wow, protection recommended with this one!

Posted at 1:22PM on Aug 31st 2007 by LMAO

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