By now, most of America has seen Brit Brit's stunning VMA performance -- and watched her waddle through a week of reasons for the horror. Was it the hair? Sarah Silverman's jokes? Too many margaritas -- or was it simply not in the stars?
TMZ talked to astrosexologist Kiki T., author of "The Celestial Sexpot's Handbook," who said that Britters looked like a deer in headlights during her comeback, and that she should have done waaaay better than that -- at least according to her horoscope!
That means only one thing: "Girlfriend doesn't want it anymore. She's going through the motions because that's all she knows," says Kiki.
What should everybody's favorite pop tart/punching bag do next? "Astrologically speaking, she should stay under cover until December 19, when a cosmic boost of self-esteem will come to save her from herself." I feel good, y'all!