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Britney's Bomb -- In the Stars?

9/15/2007 11:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

By now, most of America has seen Brit Brit's stunning VMA performance -- and watched her waddle through a week of reasons for the horror. Was it the hair? Sarah Silverman's jokes? Too many margaritas -- or was it simply not in the stars?

TMZ talked to astrosexologist Kiki T., author of "The Celestial Sexpot's Handbook," who said that Britters looked like a deer in headlights during her comeback, and that she should have done waaaay better than that -- at least according to her horoscope!

"Between Jupiter (the planet of luck) in her sun sign going full steam ahead, and the Virgo sun in her career house, the stars were basically aligned in her favor, giving her a prime opportunity on a silver platter," says Kiki.

That means only one thing: "Girlfriend doesn't want it anymore. She's going through the motions because that's all she knows," says Kiki.

What should everybody's favorite pop tart/punching bag do next? "Astrologically speaking, she should stay under cover until December 19, when a cosmic boost of self-esteem will come to save her from herself." I feel good, y'all!
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James    

Leave Britney alone. All you people wantis more, more, more. She's a human being and having a hard time right now....Chris Crocker rocks......

2593 days ago
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Dalia    

Don't you think that it's time to let the Britney bomb die out? Enough is enough!

2593 days ago
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Brother Harold, S.J.    

WHAT A LOAD OF PURE UNADULTERATED CRAP.

2593 days ago
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Kim    

OMG Y'all, home girl's sooooo fat

2593 days ago
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Cartman    

She needs to stay home and drink her margaritas in private.

Thanks

2593 days ago
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tba    

Is that lint in her belly button?

2593 days ago
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Ha Ha    

It's "should have or should've" not "should of."

2593 days ago
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Mark    

I think the media has run this in the ground long enough. What if this was happening to you?

2593 days ago
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baby    

britneys bomb was the fact she partied hard for 3 days prior to the show, she didnt show up at one rehearsal and then was late for another one, and then lip synched at a live awards show! whos fault is that? HERS!! she thinks she sooo good she didnt need to rehearse! well guess what it was not in the hand of the stars but in her own destructive hands! britney sux...

and this is for all the brit whiners: Pleaseeee Leaveeee Britneyyy Aloneeeee!!!!!

2593 days ago
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Groovin' to it!    

TMZ!!!

Should HAVE done.

NOT, "Should OF done".

Go back to school you gossip whores.

2593 days ago
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Dalia    

b0red, I absolutely see why you have a zeo in your name.
It's time to let the Britney bashing go. We aren't trying to protect her. We are simply tired of the same Britney news being used over and over because someone wants to keep the advertising dollars coming in by giving old news new titles.

Wise up.

2593 days ago
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Dalia    

Correction : That should be "zero".

2593 days ago
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Tangie    

Chubby butt!!

2593 days ago
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Sillyme    

If she wants to be a porn worker and stripper.. she should follow her dreams..

2593 days ago
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ksgirl    

I am not a Britney fan at all. I believe that she has brought the bad publicity on herself. I have not seen her performance to comment on it. But I do not see how she looks fat?! I wish I was fat like her.

2593 days ago
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