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Hoodied Crusader Cruises for Bathroom Sex?

9/17/2007 2:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Hoodied Crusader Cruises for Bathroom Sex?

Holy pseudo-gay Senator, Batman! The law has found an unlikely new ally to help ferret out the wide-sitting, right wing, stall-sex searchers of the world -- the Hoodied Crusader! It's none other than wah-pedalling weirdo, John Mayer.


TMZ cameras caught Mayer emerging from his BatSUV with his BatAxe slung across his back at New York's JFK airport. When asked if he was flying off to work his day job, John told us, "Nah, just going for some bathroom sex."

Looks as though Mayer's fleet fingers might see more action than just the fretboard.

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Logo Designers:  1528 days ago

mayer loves batman

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Cynic:  1610 days ago

Douchebag.

He thinks he's so funny. Not.

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kim:  1610 days ago

Dont think he is kidding. He is serious. This guy is WAY in the closet!

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Tinka:  1610 days ago

He's the best! Ha! I love that he doesn't care abut all the cameras! Clever lil batboy.

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Lila:  1610 days ago

Aaawwww, he and his bat friend both have matching grey hoodies. Maybe it's time for John to pull an Doogie!

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eagleeye:  1610 days ago

He is SO NOT gay and that guy he's with is his older brother.

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ponio:  1610 days ago

Screw the paps. He's funny.

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Mel:  1609 days ago

I think he swings both ways. He put that on trying to be cute, because he knows he has some desperate female fans. He is a stupid ass and so is his stupid, no talent dumb ass girl friend for letting him swing on her. Fugs and Jugs are a perfect match. BOTH RETARDED!

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Mel:  1609 days ago

Why don't John stop Jessica's people from spreading lies about him. They must be true.

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Jess:  1609 days ago

Wearing that hoodie he was just asking for attention I think he would have sobbed like a baby if they ignored him-Jugs gets him attention-he just don't have enough back bone to be up front about the relationship. It was never about the music for him.

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kispep:  1609 days ago

having a "bad hair day" possibly.....

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doctor phil:  1607 days ago

Who called in the photogs? Someone needs 39s of attention.

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Jen:  1602 days ago

you've gotta give him credit though, that was a fast comeback. lol

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Dee:  1581 days ago

wow....all the other coments are helleh stupid. johns not gay. wow...all u guys are just stupid asses becaz u think that. john OVIOUSLY doesnt care what he says to the cameras and is just trying to make a joke.

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