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Hoodied Crusader Cruises for Bathroom Sex?

9/17/2007 2:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Holy pseudo-gay Senator, Batman! The law has found an unlikely new ally to help ferret out the wide-sitting, right wing, stall-sex searchers of the world -- the Hoodied Crusader! It's none other than wah-pedalling weirdo, John Mayer.


TMZ cameras caught Mayer emerging from his BatSUV with his BatAxe slung across his back at New York's JFK airport. When asked if he was flying off to work his day job, John told us, "Nah, just going for some bathroom sex."

Looks as though Mayer's fleet fingers might see more action than just the fretboard.

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Logo Designers    

mayer loves batman

2426 days ago
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Cynic    

Douchebag.

He thinks he's so funny. Not.

2508 days ago
3.

kim    

Dont think he is kidding. He is serious. This guy is WAY in the closet!

2508 days ago
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Tinka    

He's the best! Ha! I love that he doesn't care abut all the cameras! Clever lil batboy.

2508 days ago
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Lila    

Aaawwww, he and his bat friend both have matching grey hoodies. Maybe it's time for John to pull an Doogie!

2508 days ago
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eagleeye    

He is SO NOT gay and that guy he's with is his older brother.

2508 days ago
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ponio    

Screw the paps. He's funny.

2508 days ago
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Mel    

I think he swings both ways. He put that on trying to be cute, because he knows he has some desperate female fans. He is a stupid ass and so is his stupid, no talent dumb ass girl friend for letting him swing on her. Fugs and Jugs are a perfect match. BOTH RETARDED!

2508 days ago
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Mel    

Why don't John stop Jessica's people from spreading lies about him. They must be true.

2508 days ago
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Jess    

Wearing that hoodie he was just asking for attention I think he would have sobbed like a baby if they ignored him-Jugs gets him attention-he just don't have enough back bone to be up front about the relationship. It was never about the music for him.

2507 days ago
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kispep    

having a "bad hair day" possibly.....

2507 days ago
12.

doctor phil    

Who called in the photogs? Someone needs 39s of attention.

2506 days ago
13.

Jen    

you've gotta give him credit though, that was a fast comeback. lol

2500 days ago
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Dee    

wow....all the other coments are helleh stupid. johns not gay. wow...all u guys are just stupid asses becaz u think that. john OVIOUSLY doesnt care what he says to the cameras and is just trying to make a joke.

2479 days ago

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