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Hoodied Crusader Cruises for Bathroom Sex?

Posted Sep 17th 2007 1:57AM by TMZ Staff

Holy pseudo-gay Senator, Batman! The law has found an unlikely new ally to help ferret out the wide-sitting, right wing, stall-sex searchers of the world -- the Hoodied Crusader! It's none other than wah-pedalling weirdo, John Mayer.


TMZ cameras caught Mayer emerging from his BatSUV with his BatAxe slung across his back at New York's JFK airport. When asked if he was flying off to work his day job, John told us, "Nah, just going for some bathroom sex."

Looks as though Mayer's fleet fingers might see more action than just the fretboard.

Tags: John Mayer, JohnMayer

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1. Douchebag.

He thinks he's so funny. Not.

Posted at 12:56PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Queen Elizabeth

2. Dont think he is kidding. He is serious. This guy is WAY in the closet!

Posted at 2:14PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Kim

3. He's the best! Ha! I love that he doesn't care abut all the cameras! Clever lil batboy.

Posted at 2:43PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Tinka

4. Aaawwww, he and his bat friend both have matching grey hoodies. Maybe it's time for John to pull an Doogie!

Posted at 3:09PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Lila

5. He is SO NOT gay and that guy he's with is his older brother.

Posted at 6:35PM on Sep 17th 2007 by eagleeye

6. Screw the paps. He's funny.

Posted at 7:20PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Nikki

7. I think he swings both ways. He put that on trying to be cute, because he knows he has some desperate female fans. He is a stupid ass and so is his stupid, no talent dumb ass girl friend for letting him swing on her. Fugs and Jugs are a perfect match. BOTH RETARDED!

Posted at 11:57PM on Sep 17th 2007 by Sharon

8. Why don't John stop Jessica's people from spreading lies about him. They must be true.

Posted at 12:11AM on Sep 18th 2007 by Pat

9. Wearing that hoodie he was just asking for attention I think he would have sobbed like a baby if they ignored him-Jugs gets him attention-he just don't have enough back bone to be up front about the relationship. It was never about the music for him.

Posted at 1:04AM on Sep 18th 2007 by Mary

10. having a "bad hair day" possibly.....

Posted at 6:32PM on Sep 18th 2007 by kispep

11. Who called in the photogs? Someone needs 39s of attention.

Posted at 7:07AM on Sep 29th 2007 by doctor phil

12. you've gotta give him credit though, that was a fast comeback. lol

Posted at 4:11PM on Sep 25th 2007 by Jen

13. wow....all the other coments are helleh stupid. johns not gay. wow...all u guys are just stupid asses becaz u think that. john OVIOUSLY doesnt care what he says to the cameras and is just trying to make a joke.

Posted at 5:40PM on Oct 16th 2007 by Dee

14. mayer loves batman

Posted at 4:26AM on Dec 8th 2007 by Logo Designers