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"Britney" Gets Abs and a Better Weave!

9/20/2007 8:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

After her career-ending VMA performance, it's gonna take a real man to get Britney Spears back on top -- literally!


Oops! Brooklyn writer/director/performer Greg Scarnici has done it again, this time working his cross-dressing video parody magic on America's favorite bra-clad, lip-synching zombie dancer. It's Drag Britney, bitch!

Scarnici added a few painkillers to "Gimme More (Pills)" and managed to find a replica of her bedazzled swamp bikini and an unbeweaveable $12 Canal Street wig! If only Britney paid that much for hers! Ding drag, y'all!

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Laddy    

wow, pretty sad when a man looks waaaaaay hotter in a woman's outfit then a 25 year old woman does......p.s.i don't like trannies....he just looks really hot.....from the neck down.

2486 days ago
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Jane    

Great video! Gimme more!

2486 days ago
18.

Ewwwwww    

Look at the video again - there is one shot near the end where his face and hair look exactly like MISS PIGGY - oh wait, perhaps that is the real Britney !!!

2486 days ago
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Wendy    

ew gag me, come on do better things with your life, sheesh

2486 days ago
20.

done    

yes, please stop harrassing this poor woman - only after you cannot find more funny material such as the trantastic scarnici bit. funny :)

2486 days ago
21.

Dawn Day    

That was great!

2486 days ago
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jengirl    

quit bein so serious y"all! this guys funny and if britney's gonna be rich an' famous and stupid, we have a right to laugh!
like she would care if anyone made fun of any one of us little people!

2486 days ago
23.

Annie    

Hahaha, too funny. I enjoyed it much more than Britney's sad performance.

2486 days ago
24.

Loco    

How unfortunate for Brit, but this is true. I predicted this for her when she first hit the pop scene in, what, like, '98 or so? That'd she'd be strung out, rode hard, and put away wet, so to speak. You can tell that this vid isn't Brit because whoever is singing it can actually SING. Unfortunately, Britney can't sing, never could, and got where she is on her looks and pole-dancing abilities. Very sad, since, as JJ says in truth, Beauty fades, dumb is forever. Go back to Him, Brit, scrape your foundation clean, and rebuild. It's not too late.

2486 days ago
25.

Andale™    

Leave Brtiney alone!
I know exactly what she is going through and you are NOT helping her!
She needs a hug, not abuse!
If you truly see her a sad figure, be a good, decent person, a HUMAN and help her out.
Stop bashing her.

2486 days ago
26.

Jillian    

Hilarious!!!! But he definitely has better abs and a more intelligent look on his face!

2486 days ago
27.

stop the madness    

all the teen girls will be like"leave brit alone"lol

2486 days ago
28.

Kris    

OMG...I LOVED this!!!!!!!!! ...and the backup dancers....too effin' funny....!LOLOLOLOL

2486 days ago
29.

carlitasway    

LMAO!

2486 days ago
30.

PogoPimp    

LOL! Now that was FUNNY! I loved when they were tossing the pills to Brit and she was trying to catch them like a seal. LOL!!!

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