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Stacked Drunk Chick -- Revealed!

9/27/2007 7:51 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Remember this Hollywood party girl?

The big-boobed beauty got the boot at Crimson over the weekend ... and embarrassed herself in front of TMZ cameras when she was too drunk to put together one sentence after another. Shame be gone!

That girl is none other than Jessica Kramer, a onetime Playboy Cybergirl and current Internet T&A fleshtrepreneur.

When she watched herself on TMZ TV Monday, she admitted on her MySpace page it was, "not one of my proudest moments, but what's done is done and I had a great night!"

She also said she was bummed by comments on our site saying her boobs weren't real. Hmm.


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Elton Carey    

News and gossip are mutually exclusive words in the English Language. Gossip is "trifling." News is "notable." If a matter is notable it isn't trifling, and if it is trifling it isn't notable.
The problem is our childrens isn't learning.

2582 days ago


she was not distubed by the many comments that said she was a free drink tramp but that posters commented on her fake boobs? How low can a persons self worth go.

2582 days ago


80% percent think fake? Did anyone actually look at the photos and video of her?

2582 days ago

Only swim in the Ocean    

I checked out her myspace page. She looks like a real intellectual. I would hate to see her sober. What a loser tramp skank.


P.S. come defend yourself if you dare. I know you are looking.

2581 days ago

bill warmington    

If the above was Larry Birkhead , just made me feel like a dumb mistake., mistake in judgement, If it Birkhead, then you need a DR and the litle girl needs to be the in the furthest zip code away from you Bill Warmington Newport,Ca

2581 days ago

Vix aka Team Aniston    

She's Fake inside and out. Those "floating devices" are as fake as her forced stupid girly voice, which is very annoying! Nothing worse, than a drunk boob job bimbo attempting to act sexy, when she appears otherwise.

2581 days ago

Tobias Merrieweather    

Come onnnn she's 24! How many of us can actually say "in complete honesty" that we haven't done anything silly after having a few too many. Go on raise your hands, no better yet raise your mice! Why? Ummm no reason my pretties (wringing hands + muhahahahaha) The kid is 24, single and well, she's ok looking - I mean I wouldn't run away all Princess; Dear GOD what is that thing!? Bride like. It's unfortunate there was a camera person to catch her every move. For a few minutes anyway. I once dove out of moving car because a friend had been stopped by the police for riding his moped without lights. For some reason I thought I could help my friend beat whatever citation the officer was writing. I did, he arrested me for public intoxication and let my friend go!!That was in the age of The Go Go's and Bangles but it happened. Now I'm a parent, a tax payer ANNNNND (I) don't drink, go figguh!
Lovvvved the SpongeBob story!!!!!

2581 days ago


Ugly bimbo.

2581 days ago


she is hott and i would bang her

2581 days ago


I thought they were real, except I never saw yellow nipples with smiley faces before. Hmmmm,,,,maybe I was wrong.

2581 days ago


well>heres the begining of a new paris in the making,watta joke!!! we'll be waiting for part 2 of this saga,lol>NOT

2581 days ago


Who is that girl? And who cares about her?

2581 days ago


An internet porn star flashes her boob after getting drunk at night club. How is this news? It sounds like a daily event! Big deal.

2581 days ago


HAHA Jessica, thank you for that story.... see I am only 25 and DONT have children but I thought that was some really funny stuff! Spongebob? Amazing...

2581 days ago

We posted Jessica as "Cosmic Cutie" in August of this year, complete with interview, and in an email to me at that time Jessica stated quite clearly that "the girls" were indeed 100 percent natural.

2581 days ago
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