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Stacked Drunk Chick -- Revealed!

9/27/2007 7:51 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Remember this Hollywood party girl?

The big-boobed beauty got the boot at Crimson over the weekend ... and embarrassed herself in front of TMZ cameras when she was too drunk to put together one sentence after another. Shame be gone!

That girl is none other than Jessica Kramer, a onetime Playboy Cybergirl and current Internet T&A fleshtrepreneur.

When she watched herself on TMZ TV Monday, she admitted on her MySpace page it was, "not one of my proudest moments, but what's done is done and I had a great night!"

She also said she was bummed by comments on our site saying her boobs weren't real. Hmm.

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31.

Elton Carey    

News and gossip are mutually exclusive words in the English Language. Gossip is "trifling." News is "notable." If a matter is notable it isn't trifling, and if it is trifling it isn't notable.
The problem is our childrens isn't learning.

2490 days ago
32.

Terry    


she was not distubed by the many comments that said she was a free drink tramp but that posters commented on her fake boobs? How low can a persons self worth go.

2490 days ago
33.

milkman    

80% percent think fake? Did anyone actually look at the photos and video of her?

2490 days ago
34.

Only swim in the Ocean    

I checked out her myspace page. She looks like a real intellectual. I would hate to see her sober. What a loser tramp skank.

Next.

P.S. come defend yourself if you dare. I know you are looking.

2489 days ago
35.

bill warmington    

If the above was Larry Birkhead , just made me feel like a dumb mistake., mistake in judgement, If it Birkhead, then you need a DR and the litle girl needs to be the in the furthest zip code away from you Bill Warmington Newport,Ca

2489 days ago
36.

Vix aka Team Aniston    

She's Fake inside and out. Those "floating devices" are as fake as her forced stupid girly voice, which is very annoying! Nothing worse, than a drunk boob job bimbo attempting to act sexy, when she appears otherwise.

2489 days ago
37.

Tobias Merrieweather    

Come onnnn she's 24! How many of us can actually say "in complete honesty" that we haven't done anything silly after having a few too many. Go on raise your hands, no better yet raise your mice! Why? Ummm no reason my pretties (wringing hands + muhahahahaha) The kid is 24, single and well, she's ok looking - I mean I wouldn't run away all Princess; Dear GOD what is that thing!? Bride like. It's unfortunate there was a camera person to catch her every move. For a few minutes anyway. I once dove out of moving car because a friend had been stopped by the police for riding his moped without lights. For some reason I thought I could help my friend beat whatever citation the officer was writing. I did, he arrested me for public intoxication and let my friend go!!That was in the age of The Go Go's and Bangles but it happened. Now I'm a parent, a tax payer ANNNNND (I) don't drink, go figguh!
Lovvvved the SpongeBob story!!!!!

2489 days ago
38.

Joe    

Ugly bimbo.

2489 days ago
39.

willway73    

she is hott and i would bang her

2489 days ago
40.

deadacated1    

I thought they were real, except I never saw yellow nipples with smiley faces before. Hmmmm,,,,maybe I was wrong.

2489 days ago
41.

deb    

well>heres the begining of a new paris in the making,watta joke!!! we'll be waiting for part 2 of this saga,lol>NOT

2489 days ago
42.

mary    

Who is that girl? And who cares about her?

2489 days ago
43.

Kim    

An internet porn star flashes her boob after getting drunk at night club. How is this news? It sounds like a daily event! Big deal.

2489 days ago
44.

Erbear    

HAHA Jessica, thank you for that story.... see I am only 25 and DONT have children but I thought that was some really funny stuff! Spongebob? Amazing...

2489 days ago
45.

cosmictribune.org    

We posted Jessica as "Cosmic Cutie" in August of this year, complete with interview, and in an email to me at that time Jessica stated quite clearly that "the girls" were indeed 100 percent natural.

2489 days ago
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