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Foxy to Judge -- No Primpin', No Eatin', No Appearin'

Foxy Brown -- aka Rikers Island Inmate #3470701776 -- showed Britney Spears just exactly how a true diva disses the court, refusing to show up for a hearing today -- because her hair and makeup weren't done and then because she was hungry. Ill wah wah!

Foxy, real name Inga Marchand, was supposed to appear early this morning to be arraigned at Kings County Supreme Court, but when it came time to board the bus from Rikers Island to Brooklyn, sources tell TMZ she refused -- because she wasn't ready, beauty-wise! Then, a second bus was arranged to schlep the rapperista to court, but she wouldn't board that one because she had not yet partaken of lunch. A third bus was scheduled, but she didn't board that one either.

And it wasn't just the judge that Foxy ditched with her diva demands. Her mother had come all the way to court to see her outside of prison, and Foxy blew her off as well! Not in the mood!

By about 12:30 p.m., Judge John Ingram finally had enough and adjourned the case until next Tuesday, Oct. 16. He told Foxy's embattled lawyer, Alan Stutman, that if she didn't get on the bus, he would issue a force order compelling her to do so. When asked by TMZ why his crazazy client didn't show, Stutman could only say, "I don't know."

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1. first

Posted at 3:51PM on Oct 12th 2007 by cc

2.
Foxy has idiot moxy!

Posted at 5:04PM on Oct 12th 2007 by John

3. dummy

Posted at 4:05PM on Oct 12th 2007 by foxyhater

4. I put a junior bacon cheese burger (a jbcb) in my purse, so i can do my eating in the courts.

Fat Britney

Posted at 3:54PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Ding Dang Im Britney Spears

5. She's in jail! How can they not MAKE her get on the bus?!?

Posted at 3:50PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Jen

6. If this was an average working class person, our a$$ would have been tasered, gagged and thrown on the bus. Must be nice to be special.

Posted at 2:26PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by LisaG

7. She is acting so silly.

Posted at 3:54PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Buffy

8.

Please notice me as No. 1 above - fast fingers indeed!

Posted at 5:04PM on Oct 12th 2007 by danny

9. Oh now why am I not the least bit surprised?

Posted at 3:54PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Leela

10. Maybe she likes it there

Posted at 3:56PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Janice

11. OF COURSE SHE WON"T LEAVE!!!!! I'VE SEEN HER IN PERSON IN A HOTEL A FEW YEARS BACK-FOXY BROWN IS HORRIBLE WITHOUT MAKEUP!! I MEAN SUPER ACNE SCARS, MISSING EYEBROWS HORRIBLE. SHE HAS TO WEAR MAKEUP OR THE REST OF US WILL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(MEDUSA SCREAM) WHEN THIS WHOLE THING BLOWS OVER I HOPE FOXY FINALLY DOES WHATS LONG AWAITED AND FINALLY PUT THE MIKE TO REST. I MEAN C'MON REALLY, WHAT WAS THE LAST FOXY BROWN SONG YOU'VE HEARD.......(CRICKETS CHIRPING IN THE BACKROUND)....I'VE MADE MY POINT.

Posted at 6:29PM on Oct 12th 2007 by LilKim4Ever

12.

Please - a lady needs her fried chicken - even in the slammer!!!

Posted at 5:03PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Please

13.

Please - the slammer is warm & fun in its own way per Foxy-life!!!!!

Posted at 5:03PM on Oct 12th 2007 by Please

14. ROTFLMFAO..Foxy is seriously crazy..what?!?!!?! your hair? this is not a fashion show bitch this is court!

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 12th 2007 by bree

15. She's in jail. How come they don't just drag her on that bus. She should have a contempt charge added to the rest.

Posted at 4:19PM on Oct 12th 2007 by bigboy

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