Believe it or not, it's the shrill, mop-topped "American Idol" wannabeen, Clay Aiken?! It beats singing at the openings of malls and balloon festivals!
Director/legend Mike Nichols called Clay "a master of character." Others call him other things.
It's Clay Aiken??!!
10/16/2007 2:54 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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