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Jerry Seinfeld -- Scientology Made Me Funny!

10/20/2007 10:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Just about the last person you'd ever expect to buy into Scientology -- funnyman Jerry Seinfeld -- says that the kooky "religion" actually helped give his career a boost.

He tells Parade magazine that he "last really studied" Scientology 30 years ago, and was introduced by his Auto Mechanics teacher in high school. "I took a couple courses. One of them was in communication, and I learned some things about communication that really got my act going," says the Sein-entologist. He hints that it all has something to do with vocal volume.

We're still waiting for the punchline here.

"Harry Potter's" Rowling – Dumbledore Is Gay!


And the bizarre revelations just keep coming -- "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling told an audience last night that the headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore, is gay.

A young fan, reports the AP, asked Rowling during a Q&A if Dumbledore ever finds true love. "Dumbledore is gay," answered Rowling, who added that he was "infatuated" with rival Gellert Grindelwald, who as everyone knows died in the battle royale between good and bad wizards.

Dumbledore, said Rowling, was "horribly, terribly let down" and his love was a "great tragedy."

Party Favors: Maher Throws Protester Out of Studio ... No More Skins Money for Cruise


Bill Maher got all thuggish last night during a taping of his show, when a rowdy audience member wouldn't stop yelling about 9/11 being a conspiracy. "Do we have some f***ing security in this building, or do I have to come down there and kick his a**?" yelled Maher. He then helped guards throw the man out. ... Tom Cruise won't be getting any more money from Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder, reports FOX News. Cruise and partner Paula Wagner bought out Snyder's share in United Artists.

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Melissa M.    

Jerry Seinfeld is the first person you would expect to become a scientologist...an unfunny, souless robot. I've never heard anything good about him by anyone who knows him. It's painfully obvious that his wife stole the idea for the book, as well as many other aspects of it. If he thinks he could just go on TV ripping up the author his wife ripped off...just because he's Jerry Seinfeld... he's way deluded. People aren't that stupid.

2388 days ago
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Busted Celebrity    

Maher never bull$hits and we love him for it!

CHEERS,
BUSTED CELEBRITY

2468 days ago
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BeatleStone    

Bill Maher is one of the biggest blowhards of all time as well as being so predictable & politically correct that's it's sick.

2468 days ago
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eyeamtym    

i dont understand..... myspace.com/nemerom

2468 days ago
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Lenn K.    

Bill Maher we all know that you hate God, but calm down it's only George W. Bush.

2468 days ago
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Pat    

I thought Bill was a straight-shooter............I liked his show and commentaries. I really think that Bill is a closet gay-guy. He can't stop talking about gays. Anyway.......morph his photo to a recent Hugh Heffner pic.............hmmmmmmmmmm?
UGLY men with ugly agendas. Neither could get a date without their fame or money!
Bill is intellligent and Hef was in the right ? time and place. Both are spiritually bankrupt. Both would be spoke-persons for the ACLU.
Hef and his 3 lovely imbeciles. Eweeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill and his lovelies parading in and out of his life. Eweeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

2468 days ago
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jane    

Not only is Seinfeld married to a woman who dumped her first husband just after she got back from her honeymoon, but now, it turns out that this woman is also a plagiarist. Everyone should go out and buy the Sneaky Chef, rather than Jessica Seinfed's ripoff cookbook.

2468 days ago
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oxyclean    

Maher is king!

2468 days ago
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Kitty    

Um - that's not how Grindelwald died. He was sent to a prison (that he'd build himself ironically to house his opposition) in his native land.

Grindelwald was murdered by Voldermort alone during his search for the Elder Wand. He took no part in the battle.

Research, people!

2468 days ago
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Alexa    

Jerry's best friend is none other than double murderer, Matthew Broderick, who he cast in his new movie, The Bee Movie. What a loser!

2468 days ago
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Pat    

Take a good look in the mirror Bill............intelligent, beautiful women wouldn't take a second glance at you...........your money buys them. Make no mistake about that Bill. You get what you pay for Bill.
Let's get a photo of you and Hef...........you do go to the playboy mansion, doncha Bill ? Big noses, little mouths and sooooo very physically unattractive. Hef is an old whoremaster and you Bill, aspire to be a wantabe omnipiscent know-it-all.
LOOK IN THE MIRROR GUYS.................we know that you are more intelligent than the beautiful "girls" you allow in your lives..........a little fluff on your arm.
Having to have sex with Hef...............kill me now. Having to go to bed with Bill, I'd rather stick needles in my eye.
Hef must have huge stock investments in VIAGRA.............and Bill, at his age is becoming very impotant...........he willl be jumping on the Viagara train.
These are 2 very physically unappealing men.........

2468 days ago
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CB    

Matthew Broderick is a double murderer???

2468 days ago
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Philly    

10. Jerry's best friend is none other than double murderer, Matthew Broderick, who he cast in his new movie, The Bee Movie. What a loser!

Posted at 10:40AM on Oct 20th 2007 by Pam


Broderick was cleared of all charges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2468 days ago
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Hoople, Mott    

Broderick was driving in Ireland in the '80s when his rented car crossed over into the right lane. He killed at least one woman and (I thought) badly injured the other. (I haven't gone back to check the facts.) He paid something like $1 million to them and left the country. (They say he was in-country looking for a horse to marry.)

2468 days ago
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mickey    

Rowling knows her time in the limelight is over so she pulls out this made up after the fact crap to keep herself on page one. And the gays are lapping it up. Pathetic.

2468 days ago
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