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Carlos vs. Jeff

Who'd You Rather?

10/21/2007 6:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

So-called funnyman Carlos Mencia turns 40 on Monday, while geek chic movie star Jeff Goldblum turns 55.

Carlos Mencia, Jeff Goldblum
The question is ...

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Dottie    

Vanessa Williams is not mixed. Her ancestry is multi-racial but both of her parents are Black.

2527 days ago
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NubianGoddez    

Jeff could get it, if I was into white dudes always did like my men with a little geek in them. Jeff is sexy and geeky at the same time a winning combo for sure.

2527 days ago
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JENNIFER ANNISTON LITE    

STOP SAYING CARLOS MENCIA IS HALF MEXICAN. THAT'S LIKE SAYING HALF AMERICAN OR HALF CANADIAN. THESE ARE COUNTRIES. NOT RACES. AMERICA AND CANADA ARE NOT RACES. THEY ARE COUNTRIES IDIOTS!

OUR WHITE GOVERNMENT HAS GIVEN THEM THE TERM HISPANIC. THEY CALL THEMSELVES LATINOS. WHY? I HAVE NO IDEA. LATIN IS EUROPEAN AND WHITE IN ORIGIN, SO IT MAKES NO SENSE.

MENCIA IS REALLY A WATERED DOWN SOUTH AMERICAN MAYAN INDIAN. MAYAN ARE A DECENDENTS OF ASIANS WHO CROSSED THE BERING STRAIT DURING THE ICE AGE FROM ASIA AND RUSSIA INTO WHAT WE NOW CALL NORTH AND EVENTUALLY SOUTH AMERICA.

POOR MENCIA AND MOST OF THEM THEY DON'T KNOW HOW DISTANT A COUSIN THEY ARE TO THE CHINSE. JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR GUYS. THEY ONLY SPEAK A EUROPEAN LANGUAGE - SPANISH BECAUSE THEY WERE CONQUERED.

2527 days ago
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GothicJossMinion    

I would totally do Goldblum, older guy who's intelligent and kinda cute over the pudgy mexican comic anyday!!!!!

2527 days ago
35.

Chode    

I wouldn't screw either of them. They're both uglier than a bag-full of @ssholes.

2527 days ago
36.

Dr Frankentstein    

Menses-uh is the most obnoxious piece of bowel discard in TV

2526 days ago
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Dr Frankentstein    

Menses-uh is the most obnoxious peice of bowel discard on TV

2526 days ago
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