Dourdan a Conehead

10/26/2007 12:53 PM PDT
Every time Gary Dourdan gets near a motorized vehicle, he does something wrong.

First, he attacked our cameraman for no reason -- while next to his motorcycle, then he was pulled over for speeding and making his signature illegal U-turn in his Charger, and last month he parked the same car in a handicapped spot -- without a permit.

Last night was no different -- the "CSI" star hopped into a Ferrari (how many rides does this guy own?!) and almost immediately drove over an orange cone, getting it stuck in his tires. Someone get this guy a driver!