Renee Might Want to Consider Peoria

1. act as a shill; "The shill bid for the expensive carpet during the auction in order to drive the price up"
a decoy who acts as an enthusiastic customer in order to stimulate the participation of others. So you are saying Renee's a con and crook?

Posted at 8:09AM on Oct 27th 2007 by PunkXmas

2. Can anyone please tell me what it is about Renee Zellweger ? This chick is fugly as can be - is there even a single picture of her not looking like some sort of retarded child ? I mean, this woman clearly suffers from some kind of eye disease. She can hardly speak a sentence without inexplicable pauses, and her face keeps pulling oddly grimaces all the time. Someone help the girl - and whilst you´re at it, fix up that Tom Cruise geezer, too !

Posted at 8:52AM on Oct 27th 2007 by Vance Chisel

3. ny has plenty of paps

Posted at 9:47AM on Oct 27th 2007 by Logo Designers

4. lol..i live in peoria, and there is nary a pap in sight
thanks for the shoutout tmz

Posted at 11:51AM on Oct 27th 2007 by sam

5. How come sometimes Renee looks really cute and then other times her face is greasy and bloated and her eyes look like little slits?

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 27th 2007 by Felicity

6. Renee, sweetie, if you want to avoid the paps, get out of show biz.
It's called common sense. Get a job as a secretary and you won't have
any paps following you. Oh wait, secretaries don't make millions of dollars.
That's the problem right?

Posted at 12:41PM on Oct 27th 2007 by Prnzez

7. hey im from peoria. i didnt know people in la even knew it existed! hha

Posted at 12:50PM on Oct 27th 2007 by j

8. she may want to consider liposuction of the cheeks, and eye surgery to open them up! she is annoying! way overrated!

Posted at 1:11PM on Oct 27th 2007 by come on now....

9. She's ugly, no one wants her picture anyway.

Posted at 1:13PM on Oct 27th 2007 by YoYoYo!!!

10. why don't you photo-leaches stay in LA...we don't want you in New York...you might get hurt here..stick with the plastic people and palm trees...puleeeeeeeeeease

Posted at 1:48PM on Oct 27th 2007 by ....hmmmm

11. the paps have gotten way out of hand...they should not be allowed to harrass people...even celebrities...sorry...it's not wonder celebs have accidents...I'd run you guys over if you surrounded my car as I was attempting to pull away....someone will get really hurt and that will enforce stricter laws regarding the harrassment of pushy lowlife photographers....just because someone is an actor/actress does not mean they need to constantly be followed and bombarded by these idiots with cameras...back off!

Posted at 1:48PM on Oct 27th 2007 by ....hmmmm

12. Oh Renee, You shark, your as see through as Brits new underwear.

Posted at 2:39PM on Oct 27th 2007 by brian scott miller

13. Renee translated: Don't forget about me, paps.

Honestly, could these celebs be any more transparent?
What Renee should have done is just mail a change of address card to the paparazzi which would have at least, been more honest.

"Despite her misgivings, she actually posed sweetly for cameras. "

gee really? who'd have thought?

Posted at 3:10PM on Oct 27th 2007 by proud mary

14. She's ugly, no one wants her picture anyway.

Posted at 3:19PM on Oct 27th 2007 by www.sugar-shoes.co.uk

15. Renee Whatshername can stay in NYC or wherever.

Drew Barrymore ... now SHE is welcome here in Peoria.

And Scarlett Johansson.

Posted at 5:19PM on Oct 27th 2007 by Peoria Pundit