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Paris Wanted -- As Lynwood Grand Marshal!

10/29/2007 2:28 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The City of Lynwood is trying to get one of its most celebrated temporary residents, Paris Hilton, to accept the honor of being this year's Candy Cane Lane Christmas parade Grand Marshal!
Paris Hilton
TMZ got an email from Rozie, who works for the City of Lynwood, asking how she might get in touch with the former resident of the Century Regional Detention Facility, in hopes that Paris might join the company of illustrious stars who've previously served as Grand Marshal; namely, Lynwood native Weird Al Yankovic and L.A. Dodger Manny Mota.

According to the city's website, Lynwood's allure includes not just the jail, but "a host of booming retail centers including Atlantic Crossing that consists of Walgreens, Starbuck, and Panda Express. Another center is the Long Beach Pluma Shopping Center which is anchored by Smart & Final and 99 Cent Only Store." (sic)

Paris' representatives have not yet responded to Lynwood's inquiry.
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Big Bear    

paris is second choice because Spike the big ape at the zoo turned down the gig. paris just do not open your mouth because when you do the idiot in you flows forth.

2487 days ago
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CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980    

OLE
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981

2487 days ago
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CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980    

OLE
PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981

2487 days ago
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Spurs    

If were lucky, they will have her sit in the back of a convertible so she can get picked off by a sniper, and we can spend the next 50 years debating on who did it. Considering how hated she is, it would never be solved. Not that anyone would care. We would be too happy to care. I know I would.

2487 days ago
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800 Pound Gorilla    

Dear Paris,

I want to see your haloween costumes.

800 Pound Gorilla

2487 days ago
21.

Fred    

They should get her to wear he BDSM costume from Repro. Thats Hot

2487 days ago
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tara    

Is Lynnwood freaking CRAZY? Someone must truly be retarded!
Boycott shopping and everything else in Lynnwood!

2487 days ago
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tara    

Maybe she can snort coke and show off her crotch whe she rides the convertable?!

2487 days ago
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TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver    

Spurs--
I've said it before and I'll repeat it here as an addendum to your comment.
And if such a tragedy did occur how do you suppose the media would retrospect her "legacy"..........................................................................................................................?

2487 days ago
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Catsy2    

LOL! C'mon Harvey, cut it out. You can' t possibly keep a straight face with this stuff. :-)

2487 days ago
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Spurs    

TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver

Well, lets see. First, it wouldn't be a tragedy, and second, who cares.

2487 days ago
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Europa    

Paris is the most beautiful woman in the world.

2487 days ago
28.

Shar    

Wow! TMZ you sure like to delete my "on the money" comments. What's the deal? Others say nasty things about PH and you let those ride. I'll try again

2486 days ago
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David    

Paris Hilton is a nobody who makes fun of the working class and a total whore

2484 days ago
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Ms. Alisha    

Although an old blog, I had to comment here again. Does anybody remember those beautiful starving kids in Africa that ercently mocked, while pretending to be African American activists, such as myself?

Do you know that not less than a month after this witch did this stunt, on last night she went out dressed up for Halloween in a striped jailbird suit, with the words 'jail bait' on her but, and got paid $100,000 to do it. Is he fr>eakn' crazy or what. Can we kill this witch, and make her sign a declaration giving all of her money to Africa and reparations! Damn! Damn! Damn! Excuse my languaage, but I just could not help it. Oh how easily we forget, the racist..lil bi...tch! Oh forget it...damn!

2484 days ago
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