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Joker's Wild:

Kelly, Leona and Heidi

11/15/2007 4:59 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

There's a new face of evil in Gotham City!



While Heath Ledger is stepping into Jack Nicholson's clown shoes to play The Joker in the upcoming Batman sequel, "The Dark Knight," TMZ would like to throw in a few names to be considered for any future incarnations.

Kelly Osbourne, the late Leona Helmsley (through the magic of CGI) and former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss all have the chops for the part!

We're just sayin'!

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Granny Pants    

Heidi rocks and doesn't give a damn what you think.

2444 days ago
17.

nataliec    

damn kelly osborne is one fugly bitch...and to think heidi fliess used to be a hooker...now she looks like a crack whore with wrinkles.......kelly & heidi...........get you uglee mugs outta our faces...two dumb ass whores. tom sizemore, cool you dumped that trashy whore.....i am now a fan!

2444 days ago
18.

Glisten Garbor    

How could you put the adorable Kelly Osbourne in with those freaks!?

2444 days ago
19.

Ha Ha    

#2 totally stole my thunder!!!

2444 days ago
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MAMA jugs TO you    

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEIR FACE?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEIR FACE?


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2444 days ago
21.

vikki    

HOLLY CRAP BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2444 days ago
22.

BOEING 787    

I like you don't know why Kelly Osbourne in their but Helmsley looks like Scott Farcus
from Christmas Story and Fleiss looks like she has every case of STD and worn down.
Suddenly The Joker isn't so scary.

2444 days ago
23.

I laugh at other's misfortunes    

You forgot the ULTIMATE Joker face.......Mary Tyler Moore. And I always thought Heidi Fleiss was a triple bagger. No wonder she was the madam.........nobody wanted to poke her. Her boyfriend Tom Sizemore probably became a meth head so she would look better in his eyes. FUGLY!!!!

2444 days ago
24.

MAMA jugs TO you    

Geezzzzz,, I have had turds come out looking better than this!

OH MY EYES, PLEASE SOMEONE REMOVE MY EYES AND SPARE ME THE PAIN AND AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2444 days ago
25.

Phillip Brand    

Bring back Douche Bag of the Week!

2444 days ago
26.

Tara    

Hey Kelly, Ditch the red lipstick and invest in some white strips.

2444 days ago
27.

Judge Dredd Locks    

I 4th the motion to include Rachael, aka THE ROACH, Ray. That obnoxious big mouth is a bigger & more evil clown, than 10 Jokers put together. She seemed ok in the early years, but has definitely mutated into an over-bearing phony & hypocrite. Blech

2444 days ago
28.

I NOTICED    

HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE HUGE LIPSTICK STAINS ON LEONA'S TEETH?????

LMFAO

2444 days ago
29.

duh    

You rock, TMZ..I laugh every day because of your writers! Won't ever get sick because I'm still laughing. Too many people take your stuff wayyyy too seriously. Thanks for the entertainment!

2444 days ago
30.

www.sugar-shoes.co.uk    

freaks!!!!!!!

2444 days ago
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