Paris Still Has Room for Pizza Boy

1. This guy won't be around for too much longer

Posted at 8:07AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Brandon K

2. You go Paris! These two make a nice couple...

Posted at 8:08AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Irene Gracey-size zero and proud of it!

3. What has she done in life, nothing. I can't wait until her 90 minutes is up!!

Posted at 8:13AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Lenn K.

4. 1 Night in Paris.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412260/

Posted at 5:13PM on Nov 29th 2007 by IMDB help.

5. Lenn K.,

Excuse me... what have you done in your life? you have a lot of never to criticize Paris!

Posted at 8:17AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Olive Guest-Retired Middle School Science Teacher

6. Ah, her charity work at it's best! Isn't that sweet she's taking an immigrant between her legs...er um, I mean, under her wing!!

Yeah Lenn K., I mean she shops and keeps retailers in business! She does do something for the economy. ;-)

Posted at 8:28AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Dawn Day

7. she's such a slut..and boy do i love her

Posted at 8:31AM on Nov 28th 2007 by VAN-HALEN ROCKS

8. Sadly, our "wonky" eyed daughter Paris is a sperm burping gutter slut, alcoholic and cocaine whore. The entire Hilton family prayed she would die while incarecerated.
Sincerely,

Rick Hilton

Posted at 8:36AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Rick Hilton

9. Lenn K.,

Excuse me... what have you done in your life? you have a lot of never to criticize Paris!


Posted at 8:17AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Olive Guest-Retired Middle School Science Teacher

Parisite deserves what she gets. Oh, and one would think that a retired school teacher would at least know how to spell nerve properly.

Posted at 8:39AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Spurs

10. If Pizza Boy was smart he would video tape his date with Paris and then sell the entire uncut video to some sleazy tabloid. I don't consider Paris a celebrity but there are thousands of trailer park educated people that somehow connects this untalented, boney butt promiscous skank on the same level as movie stars and singers. These inhabitants of wheeled boxes would probably pay some of their hard earned monthlygovernment check to purchase such a video to add to their porn and nascar collection. You can make some serious bucks pizza boy! Who knows what may flare up next for you in tinseltown!

Somebody posted in another article that Paris would do a homeless person in order to get her photo published. Well go figure!

Posted at 8:53AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Corey P. Flareup III, White Plains, Arkansas

11. Does that pizza come with special herpes sauce.

Posted at 8:49AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Spurs

12. Spurs... I didn't realize you were the official spelling and grammar checker for TMZ.com...check your spelling of "parasite" a$$hole or is that too much to expect from a retired hooker?

Posted at 9:12AM on Nov 28th 2007 by I promise to hunt you down ... I am Baba

13. next story...

Posted at 9:04AM on Nov 28th 2007 by roughdaddy

14. To Spurrs, Lenn and brainiac Corey: Are you all proud of yourselves? Have any of you generated the kind of income and lifestyle that Paris/LiLo/Nicole/Britney have? Thought not. She may have come from wealth (which is apparently eating you up inside that SHE had the good fortune and not YOU) but she's also has the business savvy to have generated millions with her perfume & appearances. Face it - if someone would pay you (hahahahahahaha) $50K just to appear at a party - YOU'D DO IT IN A MINUTE!!

And Lenn - are you involved with MOMADUKES? You 2 sound like you're made for each other.

Grow up and get rid of the green eyed monster you 3 carry around with you. Maybe you'd be happier people for it. And no - you aren't good Christians when you judge people that you WISH you could sleep with (and probably pleasure youselves to) but you know they wouldn't, so you can them skank, slut, etc. - whatever clever acronym you can come up with.

Get a life you LOSERS!!!

GO PARIS!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:08AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Evilo

15. She has more room than that LOL!!!!!

Cheers,
Busted Celebrity

Posted at 9:22AM on Nov 28th 2007 by Busted Celebrity