Lucky for Paris, There are Poles in Germany

America's ambassador of class Paris Hilton pulled on her best leather knee-highs last night -- and wowed a group of indifferent Germans with a playground monkey bars stripper show. She's a swinger!
Paris proved her luggage train was a waste of Berlin manpower -- showing the irrelevance of wearing a dress by pulling her knees up to her chest and flashing her underwear at eye level. Peek-a-boooooo!

Ick! Bin ein Berliner!



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1. first!

Posted at 12:27PM on Dec 13th 2007 by rebetta

2. notice how no one is even looking at her. everyone is so over her. she is so last year

Posted at 12:28PM on Dec 13th 2007 by k

3. she would know all about the money shots...

Posted at 12:28PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Tiffany

4. Remember when Paris the white whore told Larry King that she was through with Partying and frankly sick of it. She told him it was fun and all but she didn't want to live like that anymore. There was more to life.

LYING STUPID WHORE!

Posted at 12:28PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Paris is an idiot

5. Can she seriously get any stupider??? No one cares abou this spider legged bitch and her dumb antics. I feel embarrassed for her the only thing she has going for her is her willingness to humiliate herself.

Posted at 12:30PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Deelicious692

6. Her "dancing" is old, just like her. A one trick pony.

Posted at 12:31PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Unhinged

7. Is this her "changing her life and doing something, uh, positive"????????

Posted at 12:31PM on Dec 13th 2007 by JJ

8. Can someone please just take her away?? Please, someone just get rid of this piece o trash!! She, Brit twit and Lohan are just menaces to society!! They need to be locked up somewhere and not to be found again.

Posted at 12:31PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Yo Mama

9. So glad to see she learned her lesson after doing jailtime. NO MORE PARTYING FOR THIS GIRL! Nosirree.



Posted at 12:32PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Frodo

10. She is such an idiot.

Posted at 12:33PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Sylvia

11. She makes me embarrassed to be female.

Posted at 12:33PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Tam

12. Paris is desperate for someone to pay attention to her. Her 15 minutes, that actually lasted a year is up. No one cares, they have seen it all and then some from Paris. TMZ stop taking photos of this chick, find an actual celebrity that has earned her stripes.

Posted at 12:33PM on Dec 13th 2007 by La Vonda

13. Poor Germany!! They give us amazing Heidi Klum and we give them:

THE WHORE OF THE CENTURY!!!!

What does your fragrance smell like? Are you making sure EVERYONE knows?

Just plain GROSS!!! Looks like those boots have done some walking too.

Posted at 12:33PM on Dec 13th 2007 by omofmom

14. shake dat booty.

Posted at 12:34PM on Dec 13th 2007 by bossman

15. if you made money for simply slipping on a thousand dollar dress and going out for mojitos and photos, you would probably do the same thing. although it does not excuse her hypocracy with saying "she's over partying" on Larry King. Then again, she's a girl... in Germany with the best beer and chocolate around. give her a break. i'm not a fan by any means, but give the girl a break.

Posted at 12:36PM on Dec 13th 2007 by Tiffany

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