This Is Not Marcia Cross' Wax Figure

12/17/2007 7:15 PM PST
"Desperate Housewives'" living, breathing and facially-immobile, porcelain wonder, Marcia Cross, gave Nicole Kidman a run for her wrinkle-free injectable money at a children's reading in Beverly Hills on Saturday. Mommy, why doesn't the pretty lady move?

The beautiful 45-year-old mother of two is statuesque -- literally! The frozen-faced actress read excerpts from "Snow People" -- how appropriate. Brrr!

Who needs Madame Tussauds, when you've already perfected a waxy, impermeable and stilted demeanor all on your own?!