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TMZ Geographic: Aloha Gummi Bear!

12/28/2007 1:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Maui tourists gawked and snapped photos of something rarely seen in the island paradise -- a Gummi Bear! The non-indigenous critter apparently stowed away on a private jet, and drawn by the smell of coconut tanning lotion, took over a sturdy chaise lounge at a resort -- to the delight and horror of beachgoers.

Wearing a lime green sarong to complement his pink shirt and yellow hair, the Hobbit-footed Gummi rolled onto his back and revealed the unfortunate remnants of a bacterial infection obtained during the drought in Los Angeles.

It was reported that Gummi's granny, Barbara Bear, was horrified by the attention of wildlife lovers and paparazzi -- and ran back to the hotel to console herself with her $4 billion-dollar fortune.

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She looks like hell    

I really need to start printing his picture out so I can tape it to my workout machine at the gym. I need a good example of what sloth and being disgusting can do to a person!

2457 days ago
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roughdaddy    

lazy fat slob,,,which theres nothing wrong with, if youre the heir of 4billons!!!!!!!!!

2457 days ago
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Hogan knows nothing    

you sick freak... both of them.. why oh why would she take a picture of a beached whale

2457 days ago
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Hogan knows nothing    

Who is this douche bag anyways? His arms are making me sick.. Nasty sores all over them. YUCK

2457 days ago
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two cents    

WTF is wrong with his nipple?!?!

2457 days ago
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Merry Christmas    

That's hot.

2457 days ago
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Seriously    

Gumbo has his mommy's purse tucked between his legs.

2457 days ago
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Cartman    

EWW!


2457 days ago
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She looks like hell    

Ok, he's wearing a skirt, he has a purse on his lap, his nipple is infected and he has lumpy sore things on his arms. EWWWWWW. The woman taking the picture has some lump thing sticking out of the back of her leg and her ankles are wrinkly. Good lord my eyes! (the really sad part is that he's so rich he can probably get laid 24/7 lol)

2457 days ago
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Sir Nigel Buttercrumpet    

Who in the hell is this turd??

2457 days ago
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Ebbie Pebbs    

Okay, somebody please tell me what disorder does this guy have: cancer, herpies, WHAT??? WTF are those purple blotches all over his arms, left foot, etc. Also, there's a front pic on Perez Hilton's site. It showes a gigantic festering purple and black sore on the front of his left his leg. (i guess that's why he's covering it up here) With all that money, can't he see a doctor?????

2457 days ago
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Lana Caine    

Good work TMZ--the only thing better would be a shot of this slob with his brother. But I guess the locals are keeping the two on opposite sides of the island to prevent it from tipping over. Disgusting, vile, worthless, hideous--someone feed them until they're both too bloated to move on their own. Headline: "Bed-ridden Zarif brothers removed from Peninsula hotel suite via crane." Can't hardly wait!

2457 days ago
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annoyed    

I still don't get TMZ's fascination with this rich, worthless slug.

2457 days ago
14.

ANNA    

Who is this guy?

2457 days ago
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LA will always SUCK    

You didnt know Harvey and Gummy were dating???

2457 days ago
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