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Drunk Girls: They All Fall Down!

1/1/2008 4:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Every guy has been in this situation before: your female companion for the night has had too much to drink. So the question is this:

Would you rather she try and walk ...



... or just give up and make you carry her?


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1.

roughdaddy    

how about just bail??

2403 days ago
2.

Little Chyna "Girl"    

Better hurry and get some! You know she's gonna' hurl soon!

2403 days ago
3.

barnyard smell    

2403 days ago
4.

AOL is so sexist    

Yes, because Guys NEVER get falling down drunk! Thanks for continuing to be sexist and irrelevant AOL. Like Disney you are only interesting to people over 90 and until 5 years old.

2403 days ago
5.

Ms. Hysterical    

That is the condition most chicks are in when they lose their virginity.

2403 days ago
6.

Eva and Nicole    

.
Drunk girls act like idiots and get in trouble!
One of our staff (Rash) wrote a song about idiot Paris!

Where In The World Is Paris Hilton Drinking!
.
Sung to the tune of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
.
From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
.
While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
.Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
.
From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
.
From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
.
From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing,
to falling,
to passing out,
splat!
.
We can't stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she's not driving
A car and us insane,
.
Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
.
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
.
Ana and Nicole - the 7gfb.com girls, woo hoo!

2403 days ago
7.

TMZ is full of it    


TMZ & BARFY LEVIN.

KARMA IS COMING YOUR WAY - BIG TIME.

ENJOY THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR NOW. YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO THE DOWNFALL OF ALL OF THE SLOBS THAT FOLLOW YOU.

DAMN YOU.

2403 days ago
8.

Flake    

Good times....

2403 days ago
9.

anonymous    

Damn she was wasted...bet she has one hell of a hangover today.

2403 days ago
10.

anonymous    

Posted at 3:20PM on Jan 1st 2008 by Eva and Nicole

Why don't you post that on a Paris blog ? seriously...

2403 days ago
11.

Chantal    

LOLO...

2403 days ago
12.

Audrina HOT    

Haha 29% of the pollers so far would prefer them immobile. Buncha sickos

2403 days ago
13.

Lynn    

And this is the glamour filled life we're all supposed to want- that getting so drunk you can't even walk is supposed to be normal and fun? Pass, I'll stay sober.

2403 days ago
14.

9inch    

Poor lil princess had too many free drinks. Then wonders why passing out makes her putty her.

And the search for her prince goes on...

2403 days ago
15.

Cabo    

I'm SO sick of you people blocking posts if they put you down. You write anything you want and make a joke out of intoxicated people, but you block posts calling you on it? LAME! U people are such hypocrites. Can't take a dose of your own medicine!

2403 days ago
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