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Greasy Bear -- Now Available with 50% Less Fat!

1/14/2008 11:26 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

A new and improved version of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was unveiled on the beaches of Australia on Sunday. Is that a two pack he's sporting?
Brandon Davis
All the same douchebaggery -- but with half the calories!

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hora    

i almost didn't recognize him! this is an improvement at least

2440 days ago
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blablabla    

now if he'd just work out he'd look half decent. He's got about as much muscle tone as a 50yr old couch potato

2440 days ago
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tard in the hood    

who is this guy and why is he always on tmz?

2440 days ago
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JAckie    

OOOO GReasy Bear in all his Cocain-body glory!!!! ahh what the miracle powder can do!!!! douche

2440 days ago
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hell with them all    

They will throw him out of the country for being a LOSER too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live on my parents $$$$$$$$$$$$ so I do not have to work.

2440 days ago
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Merry Christmas    

Liposuction

2440 days ago
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toodeep    

I seen Brandon and Jason in Maui at Christmas, they are much better looking in person. Brandon is very handsome and gummy bear is quite handsome too! Who would of thought....

2440 days ago
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pwned    

ewwwwwwwww, I thought he was dead.lol, I just threw up in my mouth. That douche is flabby, zero muscle tone, looks like a 60 yr old. He does nothing all day, DUDE lift a dumb bell! Get this nobody off your site.

2440 days ago
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03titan    

why must tmz keep tabs on this ass clown, he isnt rich- its all his families money- the big story would be if someone actually hired his lazy ass to work for them. second, he isnt famous for anything beside calling li lo a fire crotch- big freakin deal!

2440 days ago
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celebrity.web.net    

i wonder what's going on in the world
today? who cares, too lazy to look out
my window

2440 days ago
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Lolita    

He only looks thinner in comparison to his fat gummi brother we've been seeing so much of lately. It's an optical illusion.

2440 days ago
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daisiegyrl    

don't forget, when you use coke, you get skinny

2440 days ago
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WHAT?    

J-O-B?????????????
This dude along with his brother have not contributed anything to society.
Brandon, your comment on TMZ about Lindsay, she "earns" her own money from having a J-O-B, you are a parasite to your family, laugh is on you. They say people with low self-esteem "self medicates." Taking care of your own self will begin your journey in becoming a "human being." You will also no longer feel the need to bad mouth people.

2440 days ago
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WHAT?    

With a job, the other 50% fat/greasy, ya think?

2440 days ago
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tinkerbell 666    

he looks much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2440 days ago
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