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Greasy Bear -- Now Available with 50% Less Fat!

A new and improved version of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was unveiled on the beaches of Australia on Sunday. Is that a two pack he's sporting?
Brandon Davis
All the same douchebaggery -- but with half the calories!

Tags: Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis, Greasy Bear, GreasyBear

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1. i almost didn't recognize him! this is an improvement at least

Posted at 11:38AM on Jan 14th 2008 by hora

2. now if he'd just work out he'd look half decent. He's got about as much muscle tone as a 50yr old couch potato

Posted at 11:46AM on Jan 14th 2008 by blablabla

3. who is this guy and why is he always on tmz?

Posted at 11:42AM on Jan 14th 2008 by barbarianbabs

4. OOOO GReasy Bear in all his Cocain-body glory!!!! ahh what the miracle powder can do!!!! douche

Posted at 11:49AM on Jan 14th 2008 by Jackie

5. They will throw him out of the country for being a LOSER too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live on my parents $$$$$$$$$$$$ so I do not have to work.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jan 14th 2008 by I give a Damm

6. Liposuction

Posted at 11:48AM on Jan 14th 2008 by My 2ยข

7. I seen Brandon and Jason in Maui at Christmas, they are much better looking in person. Brandon is very handsome and gummy bear is quite handsome too! Who would of thought....

Posted at 11:56AM on Jan 14th 2008 by hipper

8. ewwwwwwwww, I thought he was dead.lol, I just threw up in my mouth. That douche is flabby, zero muscle tone, looks like a 60 yr old. He does nothing all day, DUDE lift a dumb bell! Get this nobody off your site.

Posted at 12:07PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Red_Shine

9. why must tmz keep tabs on this ass clown, he isnt rich- its all his families money- the big story would be if someone actually hired his lazy ass to work for them. second, he isnt famous for anything beside calling li lo a fire crotch- big freakin deal!

Posted at 12:15PM on Jan 14th 2008 by 03titan

10. i wonder what's going on in the world
today? who cares, too lazy to look out
my window

Posted at 12:19PM on Jan 14th 2008 by celebrity.web.net

11. He only looks thinner in comparison to his fat gummi brother we've been seeing so much of lately. It's an optical illusion.

Posted at 12:56PM on Jan 14th 2008 by Lolita

12. don't forget, when you use coke, you get skinny

Posted at 3:32PM on Jan 14th 2008 by daisiegyrl

13. J-O-B?????????????
This dude along with his brother have not contributed anything to society.
Brandon, your comment on TMZ about Lindsay, she "earns" her own money from having a J-O-B, you are a parasite to your family, laugh is on you. They say people with low self-esteem "self medicates." Taking care of your own self will begin your journey in becoming a "human being." You will also no longer feel the need to bad mouth people.

Posted at 1:45PM on Jan 14th 2008 by cut these adult kids off

14. With a job, the other 50% fat/greasy, ya think?

Posted at 1:51PM on Jan 14th 2008 by work-a-holic

15. he looks much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:57PM on Jan 14th 2008 by tinkerbell 666

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