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Artie Lange

How to Pick Up a

Hot Waitress

1/15/2008 3:06 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Artie Lange gave onlookers lessons on how to pick up one of the hot Las Vegas cocktail waitresses ... just sit and stare with your tongue out.

Artie Lange
TMZ snapped this photo of Artie from "The Howard Stern Show" inside the Luxor Hotel and Casino this weekend, at the exact moment his tongue fell out of his face while staring at this hot young server. No word on if she accepted his dinner invitation.

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RedFox    

Thanks for the good post very interesting

2328 days ago
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angopionion    

All I have to say is ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

2367 days ago
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BowelZowel    

Arty has turned into a human piece of Garbage,And stern is allowing it to unfold......I don't know who I think less of.

2314 days ago
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drew    

this would have made for a great video wtf

2355 days ago
5.

Whu?    

He looks so sleezy. But then, something tells me that chick is used to it.

2353 days ago
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TRACKER    

PUKING AS I TYPE......WHAAT THE EFFFFFFFFFFFF DO U THINK WE WANT TO SEE THIS PIG FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2387 days ago
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Does anyone have earplugs?    

First...Artie eats anymore he's going to explode

2387 days ago
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L.A. Native    


I just love Artie to death but he really needs Dana back in his life!

2387 days ago
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Fatty    

Fiyah!!!!!!!!!!

2387 days ago
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lol    

Poor thing...she probably had to change into a gold bikini and get chained up next to that jabba.

2387 days ago
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Barb    

Puke

2387 days ago
12.

rose    

Hey now! I love Artie!

2387 days ago
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roo    

Right, yeah, like some beautiful young thing would be caught dead hanging around with Michael Moore's doppleganger. Ew, please!

2387 days ago
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lost on st pete beach    

STERN AND ARTIE RULE!!!!!!

2387 days ago
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melissaGilbertAZ    

Who says that 90 lb waitresses are hot?????? You can see her friggen spine!! Ewwww.........and to make this pic even more gross, you have a fat disgusting slob drooling!!! Couldn't get much worse than this!!!!!!!!!

2387 days ago
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