Celebrity Justice
Britney's Multiple Personality Disorder

Sources are now painting a very disturbing picture of Britney Spears, or whoever she happens to be at any given moment.

We're told the whole British accent thing -- well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.

Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on.

Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn't show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.



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76. I am sick of seeing this dumb ho make her life more pathetic. Get help or get out of the spotlight.
I cannot even listen to her music anymore.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Sick of Britney

77. HAHA The best would be a Scientology Britney.

Posted at 7:02PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Katie

78. For the love of God....someone PLEASE get this girl help by jumping in and taking legal action.......this is no longer entertainment....it's frightening!!!

Posted at 7:04PM on Jan 17th 2008 by have to say

79. Channeling Sybil... "Hello, are you out here??!!"

"multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl.."

Y'all [/oh, thats my redneck multi-personality coming through] have to be kidding me. But wait?!? This makes perfect sense, isn't this what Madonna and Gwyneth suffer from too?

Posted at 7:04PM on Jan 17th 2008 by bitchplz

80. Well, maybe they need to take British, Weepy, Incoherent, and Diva girl... throw them into an institution so they can uncover Mama Brit.. She can get on some meds or something and be the NORMAL(or reasonably normal) chick we all used to love!

Posted at 7:03PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Sheesh

81. She needs the WEEPY GIRL to Come OUT, IF she would ever GET her AZZ into COURT!

Posted at 7:03PM on Jan 17th 2008 by 54321

82. there lying .. K-fed would have brought such a major thing like that to court .. there would be medical proof that she has D.I.D. (dissociative identity disorder) so its a load of crap don't believe it!!!

Posted at 7:04PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Kayan Phoenix

83. when a person is avoiding reality and being weak and extremly immature and while on quesionable medication, given and prescribed by who...and people like lufti and ghalib are ur friends, God only knows where this poor soul is going to end up once her money, number one, is gone and then her sex appeal. funny how usually when "stars" start worrying more about the paps, news articles, what others are saying, instead of being normal and able to handle it, some loose it completely...just a shame she didn't care MORE about her little boys (who will grow up to become men someday), then her raggyed poor pitiful me - self. Girl, if you really cared about ur babies, u would do whatever the judge wanted, and be normal...don't act like you no longer know what normal is. go live with your dad or mama for a few months and stay away from trash and paps, unless you are really that far gone... You really like the wild life don't you... more than ur own flesh and blood. thank God, there are more people in this world that care about their children, than those who don't, and are willing to do to what it takes to raise their children with values and to be happy, strong productive people in this society. ghalib and lufti, manager my butt, boyfriend my butt. predators and users. but, if it weren't for her, u would've gone after someone else, sad she is so d.... stupid and naive. just remember, though it all comes back around full circle, whatever you all do. laugh today and cry tommorrow. u aren't as smart as u think u are. u are not fooling everyone u would even let someone like k+fed raise ur boys instead of behaving urself and do it urself.... weak girl. it is gonna cost u more than u know. ten, twenty years down the road, u better change girl, u better get it together...God helps those who really want it....DO YOU???? ur actions says it all. but as long as their is breath in u, as long as there is life in u, it is never to late. get with girl. sam and ghalib, send her to her dad and moms and totally BACK OFF AND OUT OF HER LIFE, IF YOU REALLY CARE!!!! about her. then when she has a clear mind again and is restored, and she still wants you then great...go for it. but give her a chance. what you are doing and are all about is soooo plain to see by manny people....

Posted at 7:04PM on Jan 17th 2008 by redbird

84.
"Sources" AKA her minion SAM will make up any disorder to try and excuse the nasty rude behavior of a talentless has been. She is a spoiled brat who has no respect for the law, her family, or her fans.

Posted at 7:05PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Krissy

85. Honestly its just another one of her excuses.... She doesn't want those poor boys! (mistakes) SHes just an awful mother, sister, daughter, and an overall human being... Shes needs to seriously clean her act up, if not for the boys but for herself before she winds up dead in some hotel.

Posted at 7:07PM on Jan 17th 2008 by kelsey

86. You want to help Britney???

Here's how:
1. Stop buying magazines with her in them
2. Stop coming to TMZ and other tabloid sites
3. Stop buying her albums
4. Stop watching her videos

If the money stops coming in, she'll either go broke, or get her self together

Posted at 7:06PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Adrienne

87. Bull....

Posted at 7:07PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Barbara

88. TO #14

ANYONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT BI-POLAR DISORDER KNOWS THAT IT IS CERTAINLY POSSIBLE TO HAVE "PERSONALITY DISORDER"! THIS IS A VERY SAD SITUATION AND THE PEOPLE AROUND HER ARE TAKING TOTAL ADVANTAGE OF HER!!

Posted at 7:07PM on Jan 17th 2008 by BEEN THERE WTH FAMILY

89. This has gotten interesting. EVERYDAY there is something about Britney that she has said or done. Maybe she is not as dumb
as you think, and maybe she is smart as a fox. She is beginning to play the paparazzi like the fools they are. Buying pregnancy
tests at a rite-aid. Having the paparazzi chase her and getting them arrested. She has been in the public eye as a perforner for
years, why all of sudden is she considered a whack job? This chick supposedly gets $700,000.00 a month. You don't get that
by being stupid. Regarding her kids, maybe she doesn't want to a mother right now. You get the feeling that the paparrazi are
always tipped off as to where she will be and when. Story to continue....

Posted at 7:08PM on Jan 17th 2008 by G.R.D.

90. WHY do some of y'all still insist on making jokes?

this is serious

this poor woman needs HELP...

Posted at 7:09PM on Jan 17th 2008 by Kasey

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