Angelyne Unearthed in Malibu

2/12/2008 3:22 PM PST
Celebrity archaeologists were both baffled and delighted on Sunday in Malibu, when paparazzi dusted off billboard fossil, Angelyne, marabou wedgies and all. DNA tests are inconclusive; her age is unknown.

The still ambulatory, ample-bosomed relic purchased an iced tea and made her way to her pink Corvette.