1. No drugs??? Don't worry, TmZ. He's only 18. He'll surely catch on and start using before his next DUI.

Posted at 1:27PM on Feb 12th 2008 by AJ

2. Sad but typical for young Hollywood...spoiled and out of control!

Posted at 1:27PM on Feb 12th 2008 by pity

3. Sadly our "Wonky" eyed daughter Paris a sperm burping gutter slut, and our son is no better. Kathy should have had abortions, what were we thinking.

Posted at 1:31PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Rick Hilton

4. How'ja like to be part of this nutty family? That horrible Kathy and Rick don't have an ounce of love for their children - if they did they'd set boundaries like Princess Di did when she took her kids to Skid Row to see actual homeless people. No wonder every single one of these Hilton brats is a goddamn narcissistic sociopath. And just watch now how the Hiltons spin this one in the media. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.

Posted at 1:32PM on Feb 12th 2008 by southphillyitaliana

5. Yes TMZ is Just like all the other trash peddlers. You are not going to hear about some one unless its bad news. As far as that goes you all claim its the life they (celebs)choose to lead. Sounds to me like this guy choses to stay out of the media yet hear he is as soon as there is trash to promote.

Posted at 1:33PM on Feb 12th 2008 by tmz articles found in fiction

6. Hello --- out drinking all night. Lucky he didn't kill himself. Still he's clearly a tragic person.

Posted at 1:33PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Oh*No!!!

7. >WTF is this kid drinking at 8:30 AM to get popped for a DUI?

Duh.... haven't you ever stayed up all night partying. Are you 12 ?

Posted at 1:34PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Brian

8. Guess what mommy and daddy are right now making a nice donation to police fund

Posted at 1:36PM on Feb 12th 2008 by yousck

9. You can't say you drank all day if you didn't start in the morning.

Posted at 1:36PM on Feb 12th 2008 by FlBiker

10. Another winner from the litter of Kahty HIlton. Trash begets trash. A completely worthless waste of space.

Posted at 1:38PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Lana Caine

11. Drank a bunch of Robitussin before he left for school.

Posted at 1:38PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Hideous

12. DRINKING AT 8:30!!!!.....no no tmz think for a minute.....he was probably drinking late last night and has been up all night! thats why he got popped for a dui a 8:30....everyone knows the times people get popped for duis are between 11pm-2am and 6am-9am....people drink the night before...either stay up or go to bed...wake up and think they are ok to drive then get popped because still they r legally drunk...what a retard that barron is....whos waiting for his sex tape? becuase he will be considered gay by the media if he doesnt have a sex tape...and maybe a reality show about his "rapping" career...yes thats it....nothing is more gangsta and manly then a white guy rapping...WTG barron your a stereotype!!!!!!! GOOD FOR YOU!

Posted at 1:38PM on Feb 12th 2008 by HRHKAT

13. That's HOT!!!

Posted at 1:39PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Max is a HOTTIE!!!

14. too bad he didn't kill anybody

Posted at 1:41PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Dr. Uga Booby Bongo

15. He's a Hilton. That's why. Come one TMZ. Get with it. They all do the sme crap and get away with it, irritatingly enough.

Posted at 1:42PM on Feb 12th 2008 by Michelle