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Lohan Hotbot 5000

2/14/2008 3:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

The Lohan Hotbot 5000 materialized unnoticed in a crowd of distracted, overworked Fendi event staff. The earlier models (LH2500, LH350) had done their job well, bagging Hollywood elite and fake snowboarders alike -- but now, rid of any physical or chemical imperfections, it was ready to show the world the lay of the land.

The mechanized doll combed the crowd for its Ken-of-the-moment -- knowing too well that if it didn't succeed fast enough, the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.

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1.

Nic    

Her cans look huge! Growth spurt? She looks pretty in this pic.

2354 days ago
2.

Blech    

She looks unbelievable in this pic, that dress is hot on her!

2354 days ago
3.

Stingrae    




Lilo + Max Hardcore + Yellow Sofa = Lilo with a sore butt h*le and a smile on her face

2354 days ago
4.

tony thomas    

She knows that she is hot .She is a star ,She is a very sexy and very beautiful women

2354 days ago
5.

you    

Is it me or does this picture look stretched vertically?

2354 days ago
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craphound    

I'd uhh say implants , bet if she were to lie down they wouldnt move a inch , but for me she needs bigger ones say like chelsea charms WOW , thats good stuff !

2354 days ago
7.

Goddess    

That dress is SIZZL'N!!!! Anyone knows the designer of it?

2354 days ago
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Melissa    

HAHA! This was a funny one! Cute.

2354 days ago
9.

me    

To #6...

I was thinking the same thing but only in regard to her! Strange, huh?

2354 days ago
10.

raven    

Wow that girl is HOT!! I hope she is in a new movie soon. Strip scenes welcome!! :)

2354 days ago
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MH    

"...the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye" and silicone implants.

Yeah, I was thinking the pic looks compressed from side-to-side, making her look taller and thinner.

2354 days ago
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askmeaboutperfection    

built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.................

2354 days ago
13.

Dr. Adams    

TOO Nic....... It's known as the ((((WONDER BRA))))

2354 days ago
14.

NYCBabe    

Gross - Freckles!! icky icky

2354 days ago
15.

hell with them all    

I am in LOVE. I'll take TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2354 days ago
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