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Lohan Hotbot 5000

2/14/2008 3:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

The Lohan Hotbot 5000 materialized unnoticed in a crowd of distracted, overworked Fendi event staff. The earlier models (LH2500, LH350) had done their job well, bagging Hollywood elite and fake snowboarders alike -- but now, rid of any physical or chemical imperfections, it was ready to show the world the lay of the land.

The mechanized doll combed the crowd for its Ken-of-the-moment -- knowing too well that if it didn't succeed fast enough, the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.

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Black Teef    

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop beatin' off!

2358 days ago
17.

teckertime    

Id Do it! Do Me Baby one more time....

2358 days ago
18.

Adam    

She doesn't look good to me.

2358 days ago
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boredatwork    

Good one! Actually amusing to read! Love it TMZ!
As for LL the darker hair should be a keeper, blond just makes her look washed out (rode hard & hung up wet).
In this dress she is definetly smokin' hot.

2358 days ago
20.

MeSOHorrrrny    

Another NO TALENT WHORE!!! Good for one thing only!

2358 days ago
21.

Dave    

Damn!

2357 days ago
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StephanieAliceBrenner    

Aww her right boob (our left) is a little bigger.......not ragging on her b/c almost everyone does, but it makes me smile :)

2355 days ago
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