
The mechanized doll combed the crowd for its Ken-of-the-moment -- knowing too well that if it didn't succeed fast enough, the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.

Good one! Actually amusing to read! Love it TMZ!
As for LL the darker hair should be a keeper, blond just makes her look washed out (rode hard & hung up wet).
In this dress she is definetly smokin' hot.
Aww her right boob (our left) is a little bigger.......not ragging on her b/c almost everyone does, but it makes me smile :)
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