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Von Ahole Can't Be Stretched

2/20/2008 12:52 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

That cigar-chomping Imbecile of Ichenhausen, Prince Von Ahole, was spotted once again at the Ivy, where he bemoaned the cruel fate of pre-Oscar prettifying preparations -- he can't get in to see a plastic surgeon to get his "injections."

The Half-Wit of Wittenberg topped his earlier caution against the use of safety belts by declaring, "Cigars are healzy, cigarettes are bad." He's clearly an expert on pole cigar smoking.


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its sad    

LOL TMZ where is the prince today? i need a laugh! Daily updates please. And fellow posters: please do not speak for me...when you say "no one cares" do you know if I think he is funny or not? When you assume you make an know the rest

2436 days ago


please tmz stop reporting to us about this guy! i dont care who he is, and I don't care who he's married too! This guy is so old he could be my grandpa- I mean come on! Im sorry but reporting his actons on this site and others only causes him to be a bigger duchbag than he already is.... JUST STOP ALREADY! WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!

2436 days ago


thank you!!!!!!!! lookingforvonahole

2435 days ago


He is a con man.

2434 days ago


Funny stuff. This man is quite a character. He's the best thing on the Internet.

2434 days ago


No. 36. Right, the best thing on the Internet? I feel sorry for you, get a life......Ironman ?

2433 days ago

human after all    

Very interesting. Thanks for that information ...

2424 days ago
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