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2/28/2008 2:53 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Fake Fatal Crash - Who Gets the Lead?

Fact: After a quiet dinner, Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, Eugene Levy and two others cram into a car and head home in high spirits. Fiction: On the way home, they all perish in a car accident. Question: Who would get top billing on the nightly newscast?


Arguments: Mr. Sarah Jessica Parker Matthew Broderick had an iconic hit, but it was 22 years ago. Eugene Levy has been in a billion movies, but only as a supporting actor. Martin Short killed on SNL, but he should have been killed for Jiminy Glick.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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kim:  1446 days ago

matthew because he has a young child

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Chrysinn:  1445 days ago

Matthew would get the most coverage only becasue of his wife, SJP.

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Tired and Ready for A Nap:  1445 days ago

Buehler? Buehler? Buehler?

How come that wasn't suggested as one of the Top 100 movie lines? That's a crack up - of course you have to sound as droll as Ben Stein as you do it.

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I laugh at other's misfortunes:  1445 days ago

Matthew because he has a horse faced wife and killed somebody in a car years ago.

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Whamo:  1445 days ago

Martin Short because he's Canadian and we all know Americans have no sense of humour.

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ruth:  1445 days ago

what do you mean #4? MB killed somebody? Someone fill me in!!!

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Bubblebunny:  1445 days ago

I love them all-FUNNEEEEE guys. It figures that they might be friends. Harvey-bite your tongue, bubbela, that was not a nice lead in .

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Hit me up!!!:  1445 days ago

No one delet my comment? TMZ staff ? sleepy?

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londonrules:  1445 days ago

you're sick.

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CK:  1445 days ago

Ferris always gets top billing!!!!

Save Ferris!!!

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Miami Spice:  1445 days ago

Yes, it would be Matthew. He killed two women driving recklessly in Ireland back in '87 when he was engaged to Jennifer Grey. She covered for him by saying she didn't remember anything about the accident. After receiving a whopping $175 fine, Matt famously dumped Jennifer for Helen Hunt.

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Nor Cal Reader:  1445 days ago

How about this: "Three people who were not Britney, Paris or Lindsey were killed in a car wreck. TMZ is still trying to identify the three but evidentally no one really cared."

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kim:  1445 days ago

nor cal reader, that is very funny

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whatsaywhat??:  1445 days ago

God TMZ it REALLY must be a S-L-O-W news day to come up with a story like this........

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marie:  1445 days ago

This is wrong in so many ways. Who on the TMZ came up with this? Can't believe they even posted it but then again it must be a slow news day.

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