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Fake Fatal Crash - Who Gets the Lead?

Posted Feb 28th 2008 12:53PM by TMZ Staff

Fact: After a quiet dinner, Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, Eugene Levy and two others cram into a car and head home in high spirits. Fiction: On the way home, they all perish in a car accident. Question: Who would get top billing on the nightly newscast?


Arguments: Mr. Sarah Jessica Parker Matthew Broderick had an iconic hit, but it was 22 years ago. Eugene Levy has been in a billion movies, but only as a supporting actor. Martin Short killed on SNL, but he should have been killed for Jiminy Glick.

Talk amongst yourselves.

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Tags: eugene levy, EugeneLevy, martin short, MartinShort, matthew broderick, MatthewBroderick

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1. matthew because he has a young child

Posted at 12:57PM on Feb 28th 2008 by kim

2. Matthew would get the most coverage only becasue of his wife, SJP.

Posted at 1:03PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Chrysinn

3. Buehler? Buehler? Buehler?

How come that wasn't suggested as one of the Top 100 movie lines? That's a crack up - of course you have to sound as droll as Ben Stein as you do it.

Posted at 1:05PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Tired and Ready for A Nap

4. Matthew because he has a horse faced wife and killed somebody in a car years ago.

Posted at 1:00PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Paris Hilton made my pee burn

5. Martin Short because he's Canadian and we all know Americans have no sense of humour.

Posted at 1:03PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Whamo

6. what do you mean #4? MB killed somebody? Someone fill me in!!!

Posted at 1:03PM on Feb 28th 2008 by jmezmom

7. I love them all-FUNNEEEEE guys. It figures that they might be friends. Harvey-bite your tongue, bubbela, that was not a nice lead in .

Posted at 1:04PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Alicia

8. No one delet my comment? TMZ staff ? sleepy?

Posted at 1:06PM on Feb 28th 2008 by sexy singles club

9. you're sick.

Posted at 1:07PM on Feb 28th 2008 by londonrules

10. Ferris always gets top billing!!!!

Save Ferris!!!

Posted at 2:37PM on Feb 28th 2008 by CK

11. Yes, it would be Matthew. He killed two women driving recklessly in Ireland back in '87 when he was engaged to Jennifer Grey. She covered for him by saying she didn't remember anything about the accident. After receiving a whopping $175 fine, Matt famously dumped Jennifer for Helen Hunt.

Posted at 1:08PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Jeanne

12. How about this: "Three people who were not Britney, Paris or Lindsey were killed in a car wreck. TMZ is still trying to identify the three but evidentally no one really cared."

Posted at 1:10PM on Feb 28th 2008 by Nor Cal Reader

13. nor cal reader, that is very funny

Posted at 1:14PM on Feb 28th 2008 by kim

14. God TMZ it REALLY must be a S-L-O-W news day to come up with a story like this........

Posted at 2:18PM on Feb 28th 2008 by whatsaywhat??

15. This is wrong in so many ways. Who on the TMZ came up with this? Can't believe they even posted it but then again it must be a slow news day.

Posted at 1:41PM on Feb 28th 2008 by marie

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