Dannielynn Officially Declared Anna's Sole Heir

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Posted at 4:07PM on Mar 12th 2008 by test

947.

There is a group of bores on the inquest blog can some of you more , uh, militant ,, bloggers get over there fast and blow em out of the water ? Thanks in advance .

Posted at 4:48PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Buzz Killers on the INQUEST BLOG

948. THE RECIPE

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his
friend is very well endowed.

'Damn Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims.

'I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it.'

'What do you mean?' Jim asked.

'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night
Rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow
4 inches! You should try it.'

Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how
his situation was.

Jim replied, 'I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!
I lost two inches already!'

'Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?'

'Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco.'



Wait .




'Crisco!!?' Bob exclaimed. 'Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening !



MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!

Posted at 7:33PM on Mar 12th 2008 by Today's Joke

949. -----------------------------OFF TOPIC


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Posted at 11:59PM on Mar 12th 2008 by OFF TOPIC

950. 928. oh my dear patty2.....howard has committed crime. he's even said so under oath (giving anna drugs prescribed in HIS NAME.) howard has committed at least one crime. HE JUST HASN'T BEEN CHARGED. you can fool some of the people some if not most of the time but you cannot fool all the people ALL of the time. california awaits and i'm curious to know what you'll say then.



Posted at 7:51AM on Mar 12th 2008 by meta loony

Huh, nice to meet you too, loony. So you really believe that authorities have overlooked an obvious crime? Why would they wait a year and a half to charge someone for a crime that he admitted to. What would the reason be for that,miss loony. I'm curious to see what your reasoning would be. I'm also curious to hear what you'll say when no charges are brought.

Posted at 10:00AM on Mar 12th 2008 by Patty2




no i didn't say i believe the authorities overlooked anything. DID HOWARD SAY UNDER OATH HE GAVE ANNA DRUGS that were prescribed in his name? check that one out patty2. it's a criminal offense even though no charges have been brought thus far.. as a kid did you ever play a game where you didn't let all the 'marbles' out of the bag immediately? does the word STRATEGY mean anything to you? kinda like playing chess. ever hear the saying 'save the best for last'? could be happening here. case may be closed but this case is far from over. this case is in two different countries which may play alot into the length of time this has taken. no charges have been brought, yes that's true. again, this case is far from over. i do believe charges will be brought against howard. he's said and lied about too many things for me to believe he's free of any wrong doing. california awaits...

Posted at 3:37AM on Mar 13th 2008 by meta loony

951. Good Morning Folks;

It is a beautiful rainy spring day in Utah. Although, the word snow has been mentioned in the forecast. I hope everyone is enjoying their day!

Remember the Elizabeth Smart case? She was kidnapped from her bed when she was just a child. Now she is a beautiful young woman studying music in college. She has overcome her tragedy and stands ready to testify against her kidnappers should the opportunity ever arises. She has no intentions of ever letting these people to have the opportunity to harm any one else, ever! Her kidnappers sit in a mental hospital fighting all attempts to force them to take their medications that could render them sane enough to stand trial. But, what you might find most interesting is the FEDS just dropped in from the blue this week, after all of these years , and pressed charges against these two fools. After all of this time they decided to press charges! Why? Because the statute of limitations was going to run out on the kidnapping charges. Wow! I wonder what the statute of limitations on kidnapping is? Of course I already know what the statute of limitations on murder is. I guess this just shows how long it takes the FEDS to get their cases together! If I was HKS I would be looking over my shoulder because he will never know when the FEDS will be knocking on his door. Forever, is a very long time!

Have a good day folks!

Posted at 11:23AM on Mar 13th 2008 by Mrs. Marple

952. Patty, you're wasting your time with these fools. They just hate Howard. That's it. There's no changing their minds. No reasoning with them. People just laugh when they hear about how obsessed these freaks are. Just do yourself a favor and stay away from this pit.

Posted at 11:34AM on Mar 13th 2008 by No charges

953. 952. Patty, you're wasting your time with these fools. They just hate Howard. That's it. There's no changing their minds. No reasoning with them. People just laugh when they hear about how obsessed these freaks are. Just do yourself a favor and stay away from this pit.

Posted at 11:34AM on Mar 13th 2008 by No charges
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No, you are obsessed!

Why the heck are you defending a man that has so much evidence stacked up against him? Obsession!

Why do you refuse to listen to any kind of common sense? Obsession!

Why do you refuse to understand the simplest of technical information? Obsession!

Why are people laughing? They are laughing at you because you are so obsessed you even talk about Stern as an innocent! Nobody in their right mind would look at Stern and think he is innocent! Everybody knows he is not! It is just you and Rose's little followers. I wondered what your problem was? Now, I know...Obsession!

Posted at 12:01PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Mrs. Marple

954. Hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity.

That's right, Jay Leno wrote this!!


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Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....

'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right?

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.

So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so unhappy about?''
Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?

Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?

Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?

Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state?

Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?

I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough.

Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and
Provide services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings.

Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes , an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.

This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.

How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?

Maybe that is what has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.

Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have , and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.

I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled un grateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?

The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

Think about it...are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go.

They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans? Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells , and when criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about 'how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way'...Insane!

Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is exponentially more good than bad.

We are among the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'

Jay Leno
2007

Please keep this in circulation. There are so many people that need to read this and grasp the truth of it all.

Posted at 1:42PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Great Words from Jay Leno and Very True..

955. So after federal prosecutors finished presenting their public corruption case against Wecht, the defense did, too, without calling a single witness.
Wecht, the former Allegheny County coroner, declined to answer questions as he left the courtroom. McDevitt offered only a brief comment.

"What do you want me to say?" he said. "I look forward to closing."

Closing arguments are scheduled for Monday morning.

Prosecutors allege Wecht, 76, of Squirrel Hill used his public office for private gain, in part by having county employees work on his private cases while on county time. They say Wecht used county resources to benefit his private business, Cyril H. Wecht and Pathology Associates.
source: pittsburglive.com ------- -----

Posted at 9:46PM on Mar 13th 2008 by lied about daniel's results?

956. Posted at 12:01PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Mrs. Marple

seems all the bright intelligent cookies are on the side of Virgie and dannielynn,
and then the leftovers get to sit in the smelley corner of howard and larry.

Posted at 9:49PM on Mar 13th 2008 by common sense does wonders

957. One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma.'

And they say blondes are dumb...

Posted at 1:05PM on Mar 14th 2008 by LOL!

958. Harvey Levin and TMZ are gonna be added to the VA suit in Texas

Read all about it at QV's

Posted at 6:25PM on Mar 14th 2008 by No wonder that thread was busted

959. This is a useless article, Larry and Mo and Curly aren't getting a dime from Marshall estate. They aren't going to hand over a penny because there are too many greedy hands in the pot - the Marshall's aren't stupid.

Posted at 8:49PM on Mar 14th 2008 by Patty

960. 958. Harvey Levin and TMZ are gonna be added to the VA suit in Texas

Read all about it at QV's

Posted at 6:25PM on Mar 14th 2008 by No wonder that thread was busted

You need to find somebody smarter than yourself and the Queen to learn how to read court papers and the difference between what has been ruled and what has been proposed. LOL. A more stupid bunch of idiots enamored of the stupid queen running with a football that has yet to be thrown. Ha Ha Ha

Dummies have ALWAYS controlled this story in the dumbest way ever.

Good luck dummies.

Posted at 10:09AM on Mar 15th 2008 by Dummies rule