Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Posted Mar 4th 2008 6:00AM by TMZ Staff

Paris Guru So you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton

Comments [98]

Digg it Del.icio.us My Yahoo Sphere RSS MySpace Permalink Email

Reader Comments

(Page 1 of 7) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

1. oh what a surprise!!!i agree with prince von ahole......whatever he says about her...big feet, blah blah.i guess what peeves me about her is when she got out of jail she was gonna change the world ,blah blah blah.now this!poor benji.she must give killer bjs.oh wait...nope .....saw some of the sex tape...boring...i am baffled...

Posted at 6:11AM on Mar 4th 2008 by elizabeth

2. Publicity stunt!

Posted at 6:14AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Beth

3. If he's a Phony why did TMZ devote 72 photos of him and Paris? Looks like you got suckered big time. Ha Ha Ha

Posted at 6:20AM on Mar 4th 2008 by zyski

4. The same shallow, selfish, empty whore as always. Good luck to her.

Posted at 6:30AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Magenta

5. There's a sucker born every mintue. Wonder if Paris can get her diamond necklace back? Lmfao. What a twit. She will never grow up. Why doesn't someone ask her why she lied when she said she wanted to work at benefitting the world and clutching her bible. She's a hasbeen and everyone is sick to death of her. No talent whore. Stop covering her.

Posted at 6:31AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Anonymous 3.15.08 Expect us

6. Can paris get any more Gross!!!!!! Push her off a cliff and get it over with. Somebody!!! Anybody!!!

Posted at 6:37AM on Mar 4th 2008 by angelinawannabe

7. Guru and Paris EXPOSED as fakes..? Is she planning on ruling over and running a money making religion like Madonna and Tom? I hope Benji knows how much he can trust her now, if she is willing to risk HELL and displeasing GOD for material gains? Sure they do.. they risk mental abuse, disease and rejection from society just to know her.. and that ain't wise.

Posted at 6:50AM on Mar 4th 2008 by quitit

8. This site is worthless, Try X-17, it isn't filled with the same people commenting to themselves,

Posted at 7:07AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Not a fan anymore

9. PERFECT NOTHING about this duche bag is real. Except maybe her chest and feet.

Posted at 7:10AM on Mar 4th 2008 by 2drk2fck

10. ....and any of you who were still convinced that Paris was somehow 'genuine' by any stretch of the imagination.... you need to be drawn and quartered.

How this woman continues to generate national news is absolutely mind-boggling to me.

Posted at 7:16AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Carltonsux

11. This is great! What an idiot! LOL

Posted at 7:23AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Miss Lauren

12. Her God father.

Posted at 7:26AM on Mar 4th 2008 by jess

13. Another lame publicity ploy by the Princess Paris the Phony. Love it.

Posted at 7:33AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Snarksnarksnark

14. Wow what a surprise someone from LA pulled a fake publicity stunt. Never would have seen that coming.

Posted at 7:33AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Frogger

15. To #9

Oh, please...everyone knows x17 is for airheads. It's the phoniest site out there.

Posted at 7:37AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Anon

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Add your comments

Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry.
Inappropriate or purely promotional comments may be removed. E-mail addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments. Your e-mail address is what makes your comments unique, not your user name. To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or e-mail address and we will make it a live link for you. You can put up to three URLs in your comments. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted -- no need to use <p> or <br> tags.