Greasy Gets Firecrotched!

After Brandon Davis finally found his ride outside of Villa last night -- and it took longer than it should have -- a very boobalicious club-goer unleashed a rant on him to rival the classic "Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch!" diatribe.
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Is not having a table at Villa really an insult?



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1. He is such a douchebag!

Posted at 11:59AM on Mar 8th 2008 by Sharon M

2. Looks like his Grandmother cut the funds! Good for her..He is a disgrace. A classless piece of trash.

Posted at 12:06PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Pam

3. Oh that chick is REAL class. Barely dressed and cussing up a storm. Her boyfriend must be real proud. SKANK!!

Posted at 12:31PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Sir Boo

4. No sympathy for the boyfriend. You guys want a girfriend who looks like a porn star, then you have to accept porn star behavior too.

Posted at 12:46PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Kacky

5. That girl has been tag teamed before by 2 guys. I bet she hasn't told her BF about that night..lol

She is a self conscious loser, and talks about all her GF behind their backs, because she is unhappy.

Posted at 12:48PM on Mar 8th 2008 by oh no

6. she pretty much summed him up yeah

Posted at 1:20PM on Mar 8th 2008 by davio

7. Maybe it's the lurid glare of the camera lights, but the nighttime club scene at the so-called hotspots always looks weird and repellent, like someplace you'd want to avoid rather than patronize (even if you could get a table).

Posted at 2:07PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Larry

8. I CANNOT BELIEVE the way that woman (slut) is dressed! (??) Are there really women who walk around lime that?? She is just asking to get raped! What has this society come to?

Posted at 3:12PM on Mar 8th 2008 by anonymous

9. I know this HOBAG will be on here reading these comments, because she so obviously flocked to the TMZ cameras as soon as they were present to her. Wellllll, you wanted you 15 minutes of fame you dirty tramp, now you have them. Unfortunately, I do know this trash and instead of making Brandon Davis look like a douche (which he undoubtedly is), one again she has shown herself to be nothing but Jersey trash. You can take the trash outta Jersey, but you can never wash off that Jersey smell. Disgusting. And more more tidbit, your boyfriend cheats on you quite often, so you might want to focus on fixing that problem, instead of trying to make yourself a "star" for TMZ. You're an embarrassment.

Posted at 3:26PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Voice of Reason

10. fark you!

Posted at 3:53PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Jacques Auef

11. Something nice: At least her boobs looked natural.
Something mean: If it walks like ho, talks like a ho', acts like a ho'...well you know the rest.

Posted at 4:07PM on Mar 8th 2008 by The Dirty Chinese Restaurant

12. #10 Rape does not have to do with what you wear. That's a very ignorant statement. It's about power and control. If you have time to come to a gossip site, maybe you should find the time to educate yourself about rape.

Posted at 4:12PM on Mar 8th 2008 by The Dirty Chinese Restaurant

13. how much is a table at villa anyway?

Posted at 4:25PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Katya

14. what would these people do without cell phones?? im sick of seeing them on them all the time.

and the girl in the black dress.....you should just get naked because it looks like your not wearing anything anyways. you look like a whore. no class at all. she also has a big mouth !

where are all the good actors/?? there isent any anymore. this young generation can not act at all !

Posted at 4:49PM on Mar 8th 2008 by Sam Sucks

15. YUCK!!!! Another LA pornstar! She looks like she should be wearing a pair of Shauna Sands hooker heels from Hollywood blvd!!!!

Posted at 4:52PM on Mar 8th 2008 by celebuspawn

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