Danny Noriega: Big Time Cruiser

How unfortunate for him.

Hope thats the kiss of death!

Perhaps the most nauseating photo in TMZ's history.

The guy is a class A douche and Rosie is a sucker stray losers.

Boy, that was fast. I thought he said he wouldn't be able to do it. Guess he needs more than 15 minutes.

It's where he belongs.

What a pathetic fool.

...and this is a good thing? who cares? this sissy boy can live, sing, eat, dance and do whatever the hell he wants on the S.S. RUG MUNCHER!!

All aboard the SS HoMo Ship- Departing from Port David Alexander!

How sweet. Mr. Prissy Pants "Don't I Look Like Jessica Alba" gets a big ol' smoochy from Rosie O' Big Mouth. Maybe the ship will drop them off on some uncharted island somewhere and they will get lost together.

Yeah, he's a turd alright. Of course him and Rosie have so much in common seeing as they're both smartass f@ggots.

Im shocked at Rosie over this. Anybody watching American Idol could see this was one nasty kid. What is she thinking? She obviously has no consideration fr the other people who would take this cruise that would not want to b around the likes of him. I wish I could befriend her, Rosie so I could give HER advice.

Stop watching American idol a long time ago. What minor talent Paula Adul had she lost

Someone needs to stick an "eclair" in her mouth and some "sweet tarts" in his!

These two deserve each other!

A gay being kissed by a lezbo. So what? Wasn't it this pole smoker's brother that said he would kick anybody's azz that made fun of his brother? Bring it on tough guy!!