Danny Noriega may have been tossed overboard from the SS "American Idol" but he's already got a post-"Idol" gig. 
The petite performer is singing aboard Rosie O'Donnell's "R Family Vacations" cruise.
Show tunes for everyone!
Filed under: Hook-Ups, American Idol
1. How unfortunate for him.
Posted at 5:11PM on Mar 17th 2008 by evlmnky
2. Hope thats the kiss of death!
Posted at 5:11PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Abe
3. Perhaps the most nauseating photo in TMZ's history.
Posted at 5:13PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Area 51
4. The guy is a class A douche and Rosie is a sucker stray losers.
Posted at 5:18PM on Mar 17th 2008 by YoYo
5. Boy, that was fast. I thought he said he wouldn't be able to do it. Guess he needs more than 15 minutes.
Posted at 5:18PM on Mar 17th 2008 by mimi
6. It's where he belongs.
Posted at 5:19PM on Mar 17th 2008 by mia
7. What a pathetic fool.
Posted at 5:19PM on Mar 17th 2008 by zombiehands
8. ...and this is a good thing? who cares? this sissy boy can live, sing, eat, dance and do whatever the hell he wants on the S.S. RUG MUNCHER!!
Posted at 5:19PM on Mar 17th 2008 by todd
9. All aboard the SS HoMo Ship- Departing from Port David Alexander!
Posted at 5:22PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Give me a Break
10. How sweet. Mr. Prissy Pants "Don't I Look Like Jessica Alba" gets a big ol' smoochy from Rosie O' Big Mouth. Maybe the ship will drop them off on some uncharted island somewhere and they will get lost together.
Posted at 5:24PM on Mar 17th 2008 by SnarkyGuy
11. Yeah, he's a turd alright. Of course him and Rosie have so much in common seeing as they're both smartass f@ggots.
Posted at 5:26PM on Mar 17th 2008 by White Folks Critic
12. Im shocked at Rosie over this. Anybody watching American Idol could see this was one nasty kid. What is she thinking? She obviously has no consideration fr the other people who would take this cruise that would not want to b around the likes of him. I wish I could befriend her, Rosie so I could give HER advice.
Posted at 5:35PM on Mar 17th 2008 by shocked
13. Stop watching American idol a long time ago. What minor talent Paula Adul had she lost
Posted at 5:39PM on Mar 17th 2008 by +DJ FunkyGrrL+
14. Someone needs to stick an "eclair" in her mouth and some "sweet tarts" in his!
These two deserve each other!
Posted at 5:39PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Dallas
15. A gay being kissed by a lezbo. So what? Wasn't it this pole smoker's brother that said he would kick anybody's azz that made fun of his brother? Bring it on tough guy!!
Posted at 5:42PM on Mar 17th 2008 by TMZ promotes worthless nobodys
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