Celebrity Justice
Rourke to Officer: You're Too Fat To Be a Cop!

Mickey Rourke has pleaded guilty to reckless driving following his arrest on a Vespa near Miami Beach. Toot toot!

Rourke was arrested in November driving the blue-green scooter. During the arrest, he allegedly told the officer "F&*% you, I'm not drunk." Yesterday, Rourke had some choice words for that cop, telling the Palm Beach Post "I'm friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn't even liked by his colleagues. He's a 400-pound f&*% unfit for duty." Nice.

Rourke has been sentenced to six months of probation, ordered to pay a fine and serve 50 hours of community service. Instead of serving the time, he was allowed to buy the hours at $10 per hour so he wouldn't have to serve.

"The only thing he has to do is take an online driving course," said his lawyer, Michael Grieco.

The best part? When he was asked who the mystery blonde was on the back of the scooter with him the night of the arrest, Rourke told the paper, "Don't ask me her name. I have no idea who she was. I met her in a bar and never saw her again." Class.



Reader Comments

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1. Miami Beach cops are some of the most corrupt and uneducated in the state of Florida. Bay County is a close second.

Posted at 10:10AM on Mar 21st 2008 by FlBiker

2. ANd your too drunk to make sense!!!

Posted at 10:11AM on Mar 21st 2008 by carpediem

3. To FlBiker,

You've probably never even been to Bay County. What, are you friends with Joe Fancis?

Posted at 10:20AM on Mar 21st 2008 by gus

4.

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Mickey is such a big loser...he can't even get arrested!



Damn.

Posted at 10:19AM on Mar 21st 2008 by obama osama

5. What a complete waste of humanity this jizz has turned into. Starting with that Face...and than those comments, good Lord has this man lost it.

Hey Mickey, wanna go a few rounds? I'd love to pummell that mug of yours back into some sembelance of a human being. The inside part though, you'll need ongoing counseling for.

Jerk

Posted at 10:21AM on Mar 21st 2008 by An Awful Man

6. Amy Sedaris once gave me a two-hour handjob.

Posted at 10:29AM on Mar 21st 2008 by Joanie Loves Chachi

7. The cop may be fat but I'm betting he's not a self-made mutation like Mr. Rourke. Totally gross.

Posted at 10:47AM on Mar 21st 2008 by R.Zimmerman

8. GAWD, he's scary lookin'! I'll bet that chick's glad he can't remember her name.

Posted at 10:44AM on Mar 21st 2008 by alice

9. lol what a hot mess.... love it!

Posted at 10:44AM on Mar 21st 2008 by goldie

10. #4 Gus

I try to stay away from the cesspool of Panama City and Panama CIty Beach, but alas it is part of my job. It is frightening in this day and age there is entire area that has voted down funding for education and improvement. How's the new airport coming along up there, how about the school inprovement tax that was instilled, was working then voted out. Ignorance breeds more of the same, enjoy......

Posted at 10:47AM on Mar 21st 2008 by FlBiker

11. Cheap community hours he's paying for. That isn't enough to get a drunk like him loaded for a day. He got off easy and what about this judge that gave it to him......crooked, crooked crooked.

Posted at 8:41AM on Mar 23rd 2008 by Moe

12. LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! That cop is a fat F&*%. Dude how in the hell could that cop chase anyone down. I guess he can chase a donut and capture it before scarfing it down.

Posted at 10:48AM on Mar 21st 2008 by jason

13. Yeah, I can believe that he never saw her again. She probably realized that he was Mickey Rourke!!

Posted at 8:32PM on Mar 21st 2008 by Becca

14. The cop needs to retire and open up a KRISP KREME franchise!

Mickey, you are looking a little rough around the edges!

Posted at 10:53AM on Mar 21st 2008 by Dallas

15. Yes, I forgot the "Y" !

Posted at 10:54AM on Mar 21st 2008 by Dallas

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