Shirley MacLaine: Out (of Breath) on a Limb

3/25/2008 12:54 PM PDT
Where's a home health care worker when you need one?!

Wearing cataract shades and orthopedic platform wedges, 73-year-old living legend Shirley MacLaine nearly hacked up a lung as she huffed and puffed through Malibu on Monday -- while carrying her own dry cleaning.

Infirm of endearment!