WWE Puts the Squeeze on Man Nipples

Nipplegate 2008 has broken out in Florida! Wrestlers John Cena, Triple H, Randy Orton and Big Show are all proudly baring their nipple-free chests on a huge banner in downtown Orlando. Wait, what?

City officials met with some WWE suits to figure out how to keep the wrestling poster from looking "too provocative." The outcome - the WWE slammed, er, airbrushed the nipples into oblivion. Billboard malfunction!



According to the Orlando Sentinel, Mayor Buddy Dyer liked the nipple-free poster and added that there was some sort of city ordinance that banned public display of male nipples. For the love of Janet Jackson! But according to the city's press secretary no such ordinance exists.

Only one banner was targeted for nipple eradication. However, buses all over town are still cruising the streets baring the original posters of the wrestlers --male nipples and all. Flaunt 'em if you got 'em!

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46. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "gasps for air.." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! SOOOO retarded!!!

Posted at 8:38PM on Mar 28th 2008 by suzyh

47. Who cares if these sexy men are showing there nipples, i think its hot. but i bet if that was a bunch of women up there with there nipples showing then it wouldn't be a problem. I say "PUT THEM HOT NIPPLE MEN BACK UP, FOR ALL US WOMEN WHO LOVE TO SEE SEXY SWEATY MAN NIPPLES, YUMM".

Posted at 3:41PM on Mar 29th 2008 by lisa

48. What's next..........................................! It looks like someone has come along and AIRBRUSHED THE BRAINS RIGHT OUT OF FLORIDIAN's..........................But that's OK Though because they've been using the BUTT's to think with instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:56PM on Mar 28th 2008 by J P Nipple

49. This is absolutely rediculous!!! They look like god damn aliens!

Posted at 7:48PM on Mar 29th 2008 by Kill

50. So what are they going to do at the beach, make men wear a bra, I should say a Bro.

Posted at 9:14PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Bob

51. manbra?

Posted at 9:17PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Kelli

52. Well this mayor just made a fool of himself.

Posted at 9:17PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Ron

53. im not going to florida anymore if i have to wear a shirt all the time just because i got nipples.

Posted at 9:20PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Mike

54. Wouldn't it draw more attention if ya looked at a man without nipples? Florida must be a crazy place. Never been there,

Posted at 9:22PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Kelli

55. I really don't know what to say, that is the most insane thing I ever heard of. Someone please give that mayor this web address and let...make him read these coments.

Posted at 9:26PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Dale

56. As a man with giant marshmallow shaped nipples I find this story frustrating. I only wish someone could airbrush my nipples away. Life is hard enough without giant marshmallow nipples. I only ever tell the truth.

Posted at 9:32PM on Mar 28th 2008 by bobobrasil

57. :) That was funny......try and be proud of what ya have. Giant marshmallows?

Posted at 9:36PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Kelli

58. Good God! How stupid. What next??!!

Posted at 9:54PM on Mar 28th 2008 by CarolEm

59. My husband saw them in the Orlando airport today....lol

Posted at 11:06PM on Mar 28th 2008 by sarah wall

60. America gets worse and worse with this censorship BS! Give me a break!

Posted at 10:21PM on Mar 28th 2008 by HyperPhreak

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