Paris Eats Pavement in Prague -- Big Time!
The Prague paps got Paris Hilton down on her knees. Those size 11 feet can be tricky to maneuver.
The heiress fell flat on her face trying to outrun the paparazzi -- Czech it out!
The Prague paps got Paris Hilton down on her knees. Those size 11 feet can be tricky to maneuver.
The heiress fell flat on her face trying to outrun the paparazzi -- Czech it out!
301. You can see the love from Benji... just step over your girl mate - no princess treatment here!!! What kinda guy treats his girl like this?
Posted at 7:49AM on Apr 6th 2008 by DoDo
302. After all this it's Day Six without a Paris post on TMZ.
You suppose she's hiding out after this and that Turkish fiasco?
THEN IT WAS ALL WORTH IT!!!
Posted at 3:16PM on Apr 6th 2008 by NO MORE PARIS!!! NO MORE PARIS!!!
303. Flat on her face just like her "career"...
Posted at 3:20PM on Apr 6th 2008 by NO MORE PARIS!!! NO MORE PARIS!!!
304. Dear Paris,
Where are you? It has been six days and I haven't heard from you.
You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.
800 Pound Gorilla
Posted at 6:51PM on Apr 6th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
305. I must confess that I, the 800 Pound Gorilla, am now in prison for molesting little boys. My love for my Paris burns bright and I dream of her every night when I go to bed. Paris I place your image above those of little young boys. I want to hold you to the fur on my chest. I have never made love to a woman but Paris I would make sweet love with you!!!!!
Posted at 8:26PM on Apr 6th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
306. Dear Paris,
There is a whole herd of 800 Pound Gorillas on TMZ.COM.
I am the original 800 Pound Gorilla who loves you.
I don't like little boys.
I hope to see more of you on TMZ soon.
You bring joy to my furry life.
800 Pound Gorilla
Posted at 9:18PM on Apr 6th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
307. HUZZAH!!! HUZZAH!!!
Posted at 12:20AM on Apr 7th 2008 by NO MORE PARIS!!! NO MORE PARIS!!!
308. It's so obvious that TMZ staff contributes to half of these comments. The same comments made on this site seem to make it on the TV show, where no 'reporter' seems to have an English OR acting degree! Talk about uncomfortable television - for the papparazzi and reporters for this show! Ew! (And what's with that guy who thinks he's Jason Lewis? Seriously.)
Posted at 12:21AM on Apr 7th 2008 by Sarah
309. P.S.
It's Day Seven...
Posted at 12:30AM on Apr 7th 2008 by NO MORE PARIS!!! NO MORE PARIS!!!
310. Good Charlotte is on tour in Europe for the next few days. Paris is hanging around Benji so she's on tour with them. Don't worry, Paris will be back to torture Americans soon. She has to be the center of attention and TMZ will give her all she wants and the 800 lbs gorilla can start playing with himself again.
Posted at 9:02PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Shar
311. Dear Paris,
I gotta wait until May 6 to see the Hottie And The Nottie DVD.
You are my favorite actress.
Meanwhile I watch The Simple Life over and over and over again.
I hope to see you on TMZ soon.
800 Pound Gorilla
Posted at 9:17PM on Apr 7th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
312. Dear Paris,
I've got no life outsaide of jerking off to your videos.
Posted at 2:21AM on Apr 10th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
313. Dear Paris,
There is a whole herd of 800 Pound gorillas on TMZ.
The other 800 pound gorillas are nasty.
I am cute and funny.
800 Pound Gorilla
Posted at 7:37PM on Apr 8th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
314. Dear Paris,
Do us all a favor and never let us hear from you again untill you actually follow through on your promise of "CHARITY WORK".
Posted at 3:55AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Shar